I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No…”
A fat man came into the store trying to decide if he wanted a hammock. He laid down in the display model and I tried pushing him so he could feel what it was like to gently rock. I wasn't strong enough. He left without purchasing it.
Did you hear about the summer camp for aspiring models? They’re hiring counselors for next year, but it’s not for everyone.
The camp goers are pretty intense.
The problem with models
… is they’re all such posers.
Why are models against air conditioning?
Because they use OnlyFans
There's a girl group that consist of failed fashion models.
They are called One Expression
Why did the snail buy a Tesla Model S?
To drive it around and make people say "look at that S car go!"
My daughter gave me some model clay earlier.
I didn’t know what to make of it.
I caught a person faking being a model
From my 8 year old, on his path to becoming a great dad: "What did the designers of Darth Vader's costume model it on?"
There are rumors that Tesla is considering on a stretched, three row version of their Model X SUV. The project is on Musk's desk waiting for a decision on whether to go forward.
Their next car is Elon gated.
I haven’t seen this model before
(with thanks for encouragement from u/sherbert_suspicious): I built a little model sports car car for my snail, and called it an S-car for Snail.
Every where he drove it, people shouted "Look at that S-Car go!"
Models of dragons are not to scale
What do you call a wolf that models suits?
The orthopedic surgeon finally found his model of the human wrist behind an old box of golf tees
I guess you could say he couldn’t see the faux wrist for the tees.
I have very little trust in models
They are all a bunch of posers.
Quarantine day 25: Found my husband working on the patio with his scroll saw. Yes. It's a scale model.
I recently found out that my spanish friend killed his cousin because he stole his train model.
Guess it is a pretty loco motive
my 65y/o wife is always taking a photo with her legs shown like a model.
I want to build a model of the solar system.
I really enjoy my job as a claymation model designer
I make six figures a year
I was studying the model of an atom.
I found it pretty Bohring.
A stone with a lot of achievements is a roll model.
My friend Adam was telling me how, in addition to marrying a hot super model whose daddy bought the house he lives in and the car he drives just for marrying his daughter, he was also sexing up a hot stewardess. I found it hard to believe...
Because Adams make up everything!
I didn't get the job as a tuxedo model
They said I was unsuitable.
Did you hear about the guy who married an Instagram model?
He didn’t even give it a second thot
Yeah, I used to be a model
I'm going broke trying to model my life based on the plot of "Fight Club"
You could say I'm living my life paycheck to Palahniuk
Do you know why the model that artists liked to draw got arrested?
Because he always looked sketchy
I was looking through the cards in the supermarket. One said on the front: "Thank You For Being A Role Model Dad."
How cute is that? So I slipped it into my pocket and took it home to show my kids.
The models agree that Hurricane Dorian will turn to the north, but they disagree on exactly when...
Heidi Klum says before hitting the Bahamas; Tyra Banks says after.
Why don’t companies release a model 9 for their products (iPhone 9, Windows 9, etc.) ?
Bought a brand new Tesla Model 3 yesterday and the interior smells a little funny...
It's got kind of an Elon Musk
Oh look it's the older model Stone laptop
What do you call the older Ford models?
I'm here to model underwear and play guitar
And buddy, my last G-string just broke
Why did the model bring her lipstick and eye shadow to school?
Because she had a make-up exam!
what do you call a model who pretends to like their job?
Why haven't we seen companies like Subaru with their safety features talk about their models next year having 2020 vision?
Since all model years are released a year early, they have a chance to start talking about it now.
This Indian restaurant has an interesting business model.
I bought a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, "Is it to scale?"
I replied, "NO!! It's to look at."
"I've built a model of Mount Everest "
"Is it to scale? "
"No,just to look at! "
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