It was lame.
He had a local motive.
Virgin Mobile
Because it was anti-Sainz π
Anyway, Huawei to judge them?
There's no bars
...and put away my autumn-mobile.
Because swords can't walk.
It was a self-own.
>!cellphone!<
Robin get in the car.
It still works but now it's ringing wet...
Unlimited Data
I got a text from my mobile provider saying Iβd exceeded my monthly Data allowance.
One gets incarcerated, the other is in-car-serrated
but he got showed up when Samsung.
Itβs gotta be Virgin Mobile.
Itβs called the iChart
It took a screenshot
Just like Unicorn is short for "universal corn".
Source: (https://mobile.twitter.com/fchollet/status/1485716622081855488?s=21)
Unstable.
He gave her a ring
An older American couple visits Russia for the first time. They are a little concerned about the language barrier as neither speak Russian. Luckily they find a very friendly cab driver named Rudolph at the airport who speaks fluent English. He gives them his mobile number and says he'll be happy to drive them anywhere they need to go during their stay.
The next morning the wife calls Rudolph and asks if he can take them around to several of the sites. He agrees and warns her to bring an umbrella as it's going to rain today.
She tells her husband who promptly looks out the window and sees clear blue skies. He says the cab driver is just pulling her leg and refuses to bring an umbrella.
The cab picks them up in front of the hotel and they have a very nice morning seeing the sites. Just after lunch the sky starts to fill with dark clouds. The cabbie reminds them to take there umbrellas at the next stop as rain storms in Russia can be severe.
The wife turns to her husband and says .....
See, I told you! Rudolph the red knows rain dear.
... I'll see myself out now ...
r/dadjokes on you!
Teacher: βSo I want everyone to understand that a dead body isnβt disgusting, and we need to be able to handle it and always be observant at all times when dealing with oneβ
The teacher has everyone turn their body over
Teacher: βNow I want you all to stick your finger in itβs ass and hold it in there for a momentβ
all of the students do as instructed, hesitant at first
Teacher: βOkay, now go ahead and pull your finger out and then put a finger in your mouth like I doβ
The students getting a little disgusted by that request REALLY hesitated at first, but eventually they all did as he asked
As the teacher has all of his students with their finger in their mouth, he tells the class, βnow see itβs not disgusting if you did it right...if you put your index finger in the ass, and put your middle finger in your mouth like I did, you have just passed my classβ.
With minimal observance, and a dead silent room...not one student passed the pop quiz
They believe they are the centaur of the universe.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
Boost mobile
...if you smoke them.
Sam sung
Because he couldn't sprint
Son: "Mom, Dad's russian!!"
I always need to console myself.
Because it would drive him up the fucking wall.
Just in case Mr Onion rings.
With their Autumn-mobiles.
Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Edit: Credit to r/Teenagers for this
...and put away my autumn-mobile.
