Mits Puns

A list of puns related to "Mits"

Ever heard of the exotic dancer that graduated from MIT?

For her thesis, she did a Mobius strip tease.

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👤︎ u/brayradberry
📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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A Dad-Joke Based Puzzle in this Year's MIT Mystery Hunt

http://www.mit.edu/~puzzle/2019/puzzle/joke_o_lantern.html

If you're completely lost, click "SOLUTION" in the upper right, but it's worth trying to solve it yourself first.

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👤︎ u/dspeyer
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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On a street demonstration outside MIT

-What do we want? A time machine! -When do we want it? It doesn't matter!

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👤︎ u/TwoMoreDays
📅︎ Mar 07 2017
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MIT's Computer Science PhD application only accepts text files. That's really ASCII a lot, in my opinion.
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👤︎ u/markjamesyork
📅︎ Nov 07 2016
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Most geology puns are crap.

However, this one's a gem!

You know, I heard that the geology department at MIT just isn't what it used to be; it's slated for removal.

All that I can say is that puns about geology are a diamond dozen.

Many geologists live a rather sedimentary lifestyle.

Are you bored yet? I have way Moh if you want.

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👤︎ u/Mage_Of_Cats
📅︎ May 31 2017
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Weren't micro jet turbines were supposed to replace batteries?

I guess it never took off.

This actually came out of a conversation I had. Source: http://news.mit.edu/2006/microengines

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👤︎ u/synthparadox
📅︎ Jun 21 2016
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