Why do musicians hate stealth missions?
Being quiet really isn't their forte.
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οΈ May 12 2021
In the Army they kept yelling at me for bringing a hammer to the mission...
Maybe that's why my Sargent kept yelling "THIS IS NOT A DRILL!"
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οΈ Apr 30 2021
Weird film trivia: I just found out that Thandie Newton's character from Mission: Impossible 2 was originally going to appear in Goldeneye, but her part was cut when they decided to film in Russia.
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οΈ Mar 07 2021
What does Mission Impossible's star give when he f**ks up?
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οΈ Feb 06 2021
Peta has a new militant wing, with the mission of enforcing vegan lifestyle..
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οΈ Nov 15 2020
My first reddit for-rum sub mission
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οΈ Sep 27 2020
Why do mission controllers count down on takeoff?
If they counted up the space shuttle would never take off.
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οΈ Nov 10 2020
I keep hearing Mission Control check in with Dragon Crew, asking "How do you read, over."
And I just KNOW if I were up there I would be physically unable to keep myself from responding "Dragon to Mission Control, I read with my eyes, over."
I wonder how many times before they airlock me.
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οΈ May 31 2020
I have a joke about a mission to the moon, but it's really bad...
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οΈ Mar 22 2020
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
We're calling our spaceship the Apollo-G.
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οΈ Aug 16 2019
I'm a member of the Galactic Senate on a dimplomatic mission to Alderaan - Princess Leia
Hi, I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan, I'm dad - Darth Vader
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οΈ Feb 01 2020
The local zoo just started a recycling collection program to support its mission
When you bring in one can, you can save Toucans
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οΈ Oct 21 2019
If i was an astronaut, before every mission i would sit down with my wife and tell her
"listen honey, its not that i want a divorce, i just think i need some space." Then i would put on my helmet and slow walk to the launch pad.
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οΈ Oct 07 2015
What do you call an astronaut who was in a failed mission?
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οΈ Oct 20 2018
Why was mission control so tense when NASA launched a cow into orbit?
It was a high steaks mission.
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οΈ Jan 11 2019
My children are now under the assumption that "Dorito" is Spanish for "Orange Triangle". Lunchtime mission accomplished.
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οΈ Jun 18 2019
It's great that we're starting to use the term "crewed" for astronaut missions.
"maned missions" was getting pretty crude.
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οΈ Jul 31 2019
I love to cook spaghetti, but am really bad at serving... it's a real mission in-pasta-bowl.
I really noodle get better at it.
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οΈ Mar 10 2019
Where does a suicide bomber go on his final mission?
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οΈ Aug 28 2018
MISSION IMPUNSIBLE
Reddit, I need your collective minds to create puns based on a certain word, which is below. The pun that Reddit and I both enjoy most will be broadcasted for the world to see. Have fun!
WORD: Flour
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οΈ Jan 09 2017
How does NASA prepare for missions?
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οΈ May 06 2018
In my mission to promote medical marijuana amongst marine birds,
I shall leave no tern unstoned.
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οΈ Nov 16 2017
With NASA's new mission to the sun...
let's hope that the spacecraft is in-sol-uble
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οΈ Mar 07 2018
what do you call it when a mafia boss named Ana Conda sends his snobbish criminal henchman to go on a mission that includes said henchman to go down multiple flights of stairs?
Conda sending condecending con decending
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οΈ Oct 06 2014
My mission as a dad is complete.
'V' is my 4 year old son:
http://imgur.com/fr7PzTI
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οΈ Jan 08 2016
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