So I signed up on the dating site Christian Mingle

My username is "ComeGetPslam"

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Probably my best one yet while mingling with my coworkers.

So my coworkers and I were sitting around and chatting, and someone brings up how her ex boyfriend always wanted this $90 wok. So she bought it for him for Christmas or something and he never uses it. After everyone gets done with their "What a dick" comments, I chime in with "I guess you could say he talked the talk, but didn't wok the wok" Groans and highfives all around.

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👤︎ u/Cthom357
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What do you call a lonely chip going out to socialize?

A single pringle ready to mingle.

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