Minefields Puns

A list of puns related to "Minefields"

Timmy got lost in a minefield. Where is Timmy?

Everywhere.

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👤︎ u/Wendy_is_trans
📅︎ Aug 19 2022
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What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A baboom

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👤︎ u/_methematician
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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Why are there no unemployed farmers?

They can get a job in any field.

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👤︎ u/Pdb12345
📅︎ Dec 13 2020
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What do you call a monkey that steps onto a minefield?

A BamBOOM!!!

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👤︎ u/-TheDarkSmile-
📅︎ Dec 26 2019
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What do you call a monkey in a minefield

Rhesus Pieces!

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👤︎ u/kdryan1
📅︎ Jul 25 2019
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What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A baBOOM!

(courtesy of my dad today on his 55th birthday)

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👤︎ u/geekity13
📅︎ Jun 30 2019
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The grocery store is a dadjoke minefield

Me: Dad, what is distilled water? Like what does that actually mean?

Dad: Well... it's the opposite of da-moving water!

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👤︎ u/chavabt
📅︎ May 04 2014
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I got a good deal on some undeveloped acreage that was liberally sown with explosives.

It's not much, but it's minefield.

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👤︎ u/scumfuckinbabylon
📅︎ Mar 07 2022
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what do you call a monkey in a minefield?

a babooooom!!

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👤︎ u/mellon_coliee
📅︎ May 27 2019
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What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A baboom!

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👤︎ u/Mosvicious
📅︎ Aug 23 2017
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