What do you call a military police unit that Specializes in the stoppage of marijuana sale?

a JOINT taskforce!

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👤︎ u/Hawkeye_GG
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If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN

You get them VERY ANGRY

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👤︎ u/sisrael81
📅︎ Oct 23 2020
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I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough.

I've just handed in my too weak notice.

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👤︎ u/hobo4lifee
📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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Which branch of military is the most patriotic in the United States?

The Air Force, because they're US AF.

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My 4 year old just told her first dad joke, and I've never been more proud.

My pregnant wife is wearing a white shirt that has a pumpkin painted over her belly, for Halloween. We are having another little girl, and have set on the name Ellie.

My daughter comes home, and is greeted by my wife.

4yo: "I like your shirt mama!

Wife: "Aww thank you! Do you like my pumpkin belly?

4yo: "...I like your pumpkin Ellie!"

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👤︎ u/Shade0217
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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Do you know why the French eat just one egg for breakfast?

Because in France, one egg is Un ouef.

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👤︎ u/Tamizander
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How does paper beat a rock?

even the united states military had a hard time winning against a rock.

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NASA Giftshop
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A War of Birds

Due to a difference in a pinion, a flock of doves attempted to stage an immediate coo by just winging it. So it wasn't surprising that, after creating an add-hawk unit (which many in the bird community considered fowl play), the eagles' military was just too strong and talonted, and the fledgling, emutional uprising subsequently took a tern for the worst.

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👤︎ u/HansSven
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Which branch of the United States military is the most patriotic?

The Air Force; they're US AF

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