Military Bases Puns

A list of puns related to "Military Bases"

Why do military bases have such little amounts of insects?

Because they are strict no-fly zones.

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👤︎ u/minecraftepic420
📅︎ May 10 2020
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What military base has the most secure bathrooms?

Fart Knox.

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👤︎ u/Acceptable_Ad8724
📅︎ Dec 06 2021
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The army wants to gather info on wait times at urgent care centers

for a military queue d’état base

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👤︎ u/Past_Dragonfruit_191
📅︎ Apr 16 2022
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I am growing into a great future dad. I thought of this one myself.

What do you call a military base that quadruples in size?

Four-tified

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👤︎ u/vagina_crust
📅︎ Nov 11 2013
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