Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Metal Detector"
No...it just beeped because my Shirt is Ironed.
I found plenty of spoons and knives but I didn't stop, until I hit a fork in the road
A metal detector!
^Sorry ^if ^someone's ^made ^this ^before, ^I ^haven't ^seen ^it
So I was at the 9/11 Memorial in NYC with my dad visiting for the first time. We were waiting in line to walk through the metal detectors, start to take the metal out of our pockets etc etc, and all of a sudden we hear the lady letting people through say to some guy already going through a detector with his jacket on (which wasn't supposed to be on) yell quite prodominately "Sir, jacket off!"
Dad promptly teared up and died of laughter.
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