Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?
Sleigh-er.
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Our first single is "Bread or Alive."
I’m not into Metal Bands....
...just into Rubber Bands!
"My ex couldn't name a single metal band from the 80s."
"Slayer?"
"No, I just shook my head."
My friend called me to say that he’s starting a new Metal band called Spinal Column.
I said, “Can I call you Back?”
There are reports that, because of the covid outbreak, Rick Astley is hoarding copies of a 2009 Pixar film, and all albums by a southern metal band from New Orleans. He is not allowing anyone to borrow them. It's also said that Mr. Astley is refusing to go out and purchase cake for others.
To summarize:
He's never gonna give you Up
Never gonna lend you Down
Never gonna run around, and dessert you.
There is a punk-metal band called Pangea what is it called when the band breaks up?
Continental Drift.
So I went to my barber and told him "Instead of using scissors, use this old 80s hair metal band CD".
That is how I got my Mötley Crüe cut.
I heard of this new death metal band that likes double entendres. Their name?
Youth In Asia
I've been in a metal band ever since I got married
But now that I'm divorced, I can finally take this gold ring off.
I want to start a rap-metal band and sing about Job searching and start ups
We'll call ourselves LinkedIn Park.
What's Santa's favourite metal band?
Sleigher.
