Ah yes medical pun (putting the actual joke in the title would kinda ruin it all ngl)
[Request] Hospital/Medical Puns
r/puns I am calling on you in time of great need!
My friend is going off to a hospital to do some work experience for 2 weeks and he needs all the hospital/medical puns that r/puns can muster!
Any and all suggestions relating to hospitals would be greatly appreciated.
I found this medical pun way too funny.
Why did the Mexican take anti anxiety medication
After Orville and Wilbur’s first horrific and fatal plane-accident leaving their remains scattered on the tarmac, the chief medical examiner approaching what was left of them simply asked:
What kind of fish has a medical degree?
Did you know that Dogs, regardless of breed, cannot operate complex medical equipment?
What the medical term for owning to many dogs?
I had my toes medically removed to protest all forms of hate.
I lack toes in tolerance.
They've been experimenting with adding rodent DNA to pet medication.
After all, what cat wouldn't want to take his pills if they tasted really mice?
I believe instead of 911 or 112, in case of a medical emergency you should call 12345678
Because that's the proper First Aid number
My pharmacist asked how my medication was flavored.
So I gave him a taste of his own medicine.
Why can’t your orthodontist release any of your medical information?
That information is strictly confidental
I remember when Viagra was the only hard-on medication...
Nowadays there seems to be a lot of stiff competition.
What do medical insurance companies call an elective procedure?
Tragic news! Bruce Willis has died while on viagra medication.
New medication created. Reduces swelling but makes you swear.
I got a fake medical ID made to get the COVID vaccine, but I was rejected
My job is to deliver medication to chickens and cows etc...
What do you call a canine with a medical PhD?
Diabetes medication has a profit margin close to 1000%
Now that's just Insul(t)in'
I failed my medical school entrance exam last week, thanks to nerves.
The correct answer was blood vessels.
Did you guys hear about the deli at the medical research clinic?
I guess they successfully cured cancer.
A doctor is giving medical treatment when a nurse comes in saying that they need the doctor in another room. The nurse told the guy getting medical treatment to wait.
Inmates at HMP Manchester are refusing to eat the Moroccan spiced chicken dish they're given every Friday, claiming it is being used to secretly medicate them with aggression-suppressants hidden in the sauce.
That sounds to me like one of those cons' piri piri theories.
What do you call a panda medic?
There’s this new medication that makes people brave, but reckless.
Why are so many medical examiners hired on January 1st?
It's always, "New Year, new ME"
Did you hear there is a new medication for diarrhoea?
It will not be out for a while, as it is still in testin!
What do you call a medical fish?
I just learned the medical name for Viagra
I was prescribed medication but couldn't take it. It was impossible to get that damn lid off...
You might have heard of it. It's called Tryopenin.
Bridesmaid Proposal Puns for a Doctor and a Lawyer?
I am asking two of my girlfriends to be my bridesmaids and wanted to word the question in a punny way related to their careers- one is a first-year medical resident and the other is a law student. I would like to flatter them/make it funny. Any and all ideas are appreciated!! If there is a better sub to ask this question please let me know:))
When I have expensive medical bills -
Does that mean I had a valuable experience?
Where does a cardiologist go on holiday?
I have a medical journal joke
But it’s still under review
What’s a proctologist’s favorite medication?
Why are orthodontists the most divine of all medical practitioners?
Cuz they're trancen-dental.
Why are ambulance drivers called paramedics?
Because that's what they are, a pair-of-medics.
What do you call medical professionals who don't feed their patients after an overnight stay in the hospital?
Doctors without boarders.
I didn't mean to take too much of my anxiety medication
What is a cannibal's favourite medical drama?
So my wife is getting some medical tests done (we’re expecting our second child) and had to bring home a urine sample cup to fill up and bring back to the clinic the next day.
She asks me to bring it drop it off at the lab for her and I ask, “where do I drop it off?”
She says, “Go in the front door and there’s a little desk that you -“
“Don’t you mean a LITTLE STOOL!?”
... I hope you guys enjoy that as much as I did. True story happened today!
Why did the mystic refuse Novocain?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication.
It’s for Hispanic attacks.
My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication
It's for Hispanic attacks
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