My girlfriend thought it would be funny to replace my medicated shampoo with regular shampoo. I tried to understand why it was funny, but
the joke just left me scratching my head.
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Ah yes medical pun (putting the actual joke in the title would kinda ruin it all ngl)
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[Request] Hospital/Medical Puns
r/puns I am calling on you in time of great need!
My friend is going off to a hospital to do some work experience for 2 weeks and he needs all the hospital/medical puns that r/puns can muster!
Any and all suggestions relating to hospitals would be greatly appreciated.
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︎ May 13 2013
I found this medical pun way too funny.
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︎ Jul 27 2016
Why did the Mexican take anti anxiety medication
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︎ Feb 24 2021
After Orville and Wilburβs first horrific and fatal plane-accident leaving their remains scattered on the tarmac, the chief medical examiner approaching what was left of them simply asked:
βAre you all Wright?!β
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︎ Apr 15 2021
What kind of fish has a medical degree?
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︎ Apr 10 2021
What the medical term for owning to many dogs?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Did you know that Dogs, regardless of breed, cannot operate complex medical equipment?
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︎ Apr 16 2021
They've been experimenting with adding rodent DNA to pet medication.
After all, what cat wouldn't want to take his pills if they tasted really mice?
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︎ Mar 09 2021
I believe instead of 911 or 112, in case of a medical emergency you should call 12345678
Because that's the proper First Aid number
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︎ Feb 24 2021
My pharmacist asked how my medication was flavored.
So I gave him a taste of his own medicine.
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Why canβt your orthodontist release any of your medical information?
That information is strictly confidental
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︎ Feb 11 2021
I remember when Viagra was the only hard-on medication...
Nowadays there seems to be a lot of stiff competition.
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︎ Mar 01 2021
What do medical insurance companies call an elective procedure?
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︎ Mar 05 2021
Tragic news! Bruce Willis has died while on viagra medication.
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︎ Mar 05 2021
New medication created. Reduces swelling but makes you swear.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I got a fake medical ID made to get the COVID vaccine, but I was rejected
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︎ Jan 26 2021
My job is to deliver medication to chickens and cows etc...
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︎ Feb 25 2021
What do you call a canine with a medical PhD?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Diabetes medication has a profit margin close to 1000%
Now that's just Insul(t)in'
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︎ Feb 03 2021
A doctor is giving medical treatment when a nurse comes in saying that they need the doctor in another room. The nurse told the guy getting medical treatment to wait.
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︎ Feb 09 2021
Did you guys hear about the deli at the medical research clinic?
I guess they successfully cured cancer.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
I failed my medical school entrance exam last week, thanks to nerves.
The correct answer was blood vessels.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Inmates at HMP Manchester are refusing to eat the Moroccan spiced chicken dish they're given every Friday, claiming it is being used to secretly medicate them with aggression-suppressants hidden in the sauce.
That sounds to me like one of those cons' piri piri theories.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
What do you call a panda medic?
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Thereβs this new medication that makes people brave, but reckless.
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Why are so many medical examiners hired on January 1st?
It's always, "New Year, new ME"
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Did you hear there is a new medication for diarrhoea?
It will not be out for a while, as it is still in testin!
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︎ Nov 12 2020
What do you call a medical fish?
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Where does a cardiologist go on holiday?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
I just learned the medical name for Viagra
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︎ Oct 06 2020
When I have expensive medical bills -
Does that mean I had a valuable experience?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
I was prescribed medication but couldn't take it. It was impossible to get that damn lid off...
You might have heard of it. It's called Tryopenin.
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︎ Sep 26 2020
I have a medical journal joke
But itβs still under review
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Why are orthodontists the most divine of all medical practitioners?
Cuz they're trancen-dental.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Whatβs a proctologistβs favorite medication?
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︎ Oct 27 2020
What do you call medical professionals who don't feed their patients after an overnight stay in the hospital?
Doctors without boarders.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
I didn't mean to take too much of my anxiety medication
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︎ Nov 01 2020
What is a cannibal's favourite medical drama?
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︎ Sep 27 2020
So my wife is getting some medical tests done (weβre expecting our second child) and had to bring home a urine sample cup to fill up and bring back to the clinic the next day.
She asks me to bring it drop it off at the lab for her and I ask, βwhere do I drop it off?β
She says, βGo in the front door and thereβs a little desk that you -β
βDonβt you mean a LITTLE STOOL!?β
... I hope you guys enjoy that as much as I did. True story happened today!
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What do seals do when they need medical attention?
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︎ Aug 28 2020
How do Dutch doctors prescribe medications?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain.
Somebody had ripped the appendix out.
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
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︎ Jun 25 2020
My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication.
Itβs for Hispanic attacks.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication
It's for Hispanic attacks
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