Measuring System Puns

A list of puns related to "Measuring System"

What is a dog's favourite measuring system?

K-9 units.

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👤︎ u/bob-log_cat-log
📅︎ Jun 22 2018
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Did you hear North Korea is changing their measuring system?

They are measuring in glorious litres now.

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👤︎ u/projectimperfect
📅︎ Mar 12 2015
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The Trojan war between the Greeks and Troy was really fought over the whether to adopt the metric or imperial system of measurement.

Why else would Achilles ride around shouting "Hectare, Hectare"

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👤︎ u/explosivelydehiscent
📅︎ Mar 15 2022
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What would happen if the USA switched from Pounds to Kilograms?

There would be mass confusion

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👤︎ u/HereforacoupleofQs
📅︎ Feb 16 2021
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Why was the king only 12 inches tall?

.. because he was a ruler

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👤︎ u/drbandre
📅︎ Sep 19 2020
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Imperialically good joke

If the metric system is so smart then why are all of the scientific breakthroughs measured in milestones

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👤︎ u/B1tninja
📅︎ Jun 20 2020
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