Mccracken Puns

What do you call a guy pouring water into a glass?

Phil

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👤︎ u/EditorNo2545

📅︎ Oct 07 2022

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Standing firm for family values

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👤︎ u/Obviousbrosif

📅︎ Feb 25 2020

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Knock knock who’s there? Smellmop

Smellmop who?

Hint: Say it out loud quickly.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/valorsayles

📅︎ Mar 20 2021

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What kind of car does an egg drive?

Yolkswagen

Edit: Just discovered this subreddit and I’m already dying of laughter

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Tnoholiday12345

📅︎ Apr 27 2022

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Has a man named Rob Banks ever been arrested for bank robbery?

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/NucksStealthFan

📅︎ Jul 02 2022

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