I once owned a Venus Fly Trap that would lure fat unsuspecting insects into it’s maw using its sweet irresistible sap.

I called him Hannibal Nector.

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When an eel has a maw with a pharyngeal jaw

That's a moray...

When the jaws open wide, and there's more jaws inside That's a moray...

When it sulks in the reef, and has two sets of teeth That's a moray...

When an eel bites your thigh, and you bleed out and die That's a moray...

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2022
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I had to call an ambulance for my grandmother today

It came with the siren blaring β€œmee maw..mee maw..mee maw.”

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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I think getting eaten by a giant snake would be the best way to die.

Being accepted by that moist maw feet first would give your life perfect symmetry.

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