Hilarious Maw Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I had to call an ambulance for my grandmother today

It came with the siren blaring “mee maw..mee maw..mee maw.”

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👤︎ u/midget_messiah

📅︎ Dec 27 2019

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I think getting eaten by a giant snake would be the best way to die.

Being accepted by that moist maw feet first would give your life perfect symmetry.

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👤︎ u/SnakeyesX

📅︎ Dec 23 2014

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