Matthew Mcconaughey Puns

All rye, all rye, all rye

Nolan says he will direct.

DiCaprio says he will act.

And McConaughey says "I'll write I'll write I'll write"

All right all right all right

They always go left and he's alright, alright, alright.

There’s no left turns so it’s alright alright alright.

All white, all white, all white.

Because he's all right, all right, all right!

Hes going to star as All Might, All Might, All Might.

... with his Lincoln logs!

All Write! All Write! All Write!

A light, A light, A light!

It would be hard to beat the first candidate to get an endorsement from Lincoln.

He's going to have an MRIRIRI scan.

Because it goes all right all right all right

He keeps getting older, but his cars stay the same age.

Madeleine Albright, Albright, Albright.

Alt-Right, Alt-Right, Alt-Right!

Because he's all-right, all-right, all-right.

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All write, all write, all write

GC: I'll direct

LD: I'll produce

MM: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write

All right All right.

George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.

George Clooney said, “I’ll direct!”

Leonardo DiCaprio said, “I’ll produce!”

Matthew McConaughey said, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write!”

George Clooney said, "I'll direct."

DiCaprio said, "I'll Produce"

And Matthew McConaughey said, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write"

All white, all white, all white!

BRAD: I'll produce.

GEORGE: I'll direct.

MATTHEW: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write.

Clooney says, “I’ll direct.”

DiCaprio says, “I’ll produce.”

McConaughey says, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”

George Clooney said “I’ll direct!” Johnny Depp said “I’ll produce!” Mathew McConaughey said “Ill write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”

He can only go Alright Alright Alright.

He turned alright alright alright

It just goes all right, all right, all right...

All right, all right, all right.