Massacrer Puns

A list of puns related to "Massacrer"

Why don't people joke about the Jonestown massacre?

The punchline is too long.

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👤︎ u/maddisonheckrn
📅︎ Nov 28 2019
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Did you ever hear of the horrific cow massacre of 1999?

It was an udder disaster

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👤︎ u/skeeter-gunz
📅︎ Aug 12 2019
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A massacre occurred one day in the town hall....

Everybody wearing Polo, Nike, Ralph Lauren, ect. was killed. After the cops came the they found one survivor and asked him " How'd you survive son?"

"I was wearing under-armor" he replied.

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👤︎ u/siddis76
📅︎ Mar 05 2016
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Kids, don't storm Area 51.

We don't need another massacre at Tiananlittlegreenmen Square.

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👤︎ u/thvwlsrmssng
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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During the second world war, the Japanese imperial army killed the chef who used to make the best Indian breads.

But the Japanese still deny the Nan-king massacre.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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Why are there no jokes about the Jonestown massacre?

Because the punchline is too long.

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👤︎ u/Neurapraxia
📅︎ Apr 27 2018
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