Why weren't there ever any good jokes about the Jonestown massacre?
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>!All of the punchlines were too long!<
Why don't people joke about the Jonestown massacre?
The punchline is too long.
What do you call the destruction of a large acres of land?
A massacre
[I came up with this :,) ]
Did you ever hear of the horrific cow massacre of 1999?
It was an udder disaster
A massacre occurred one day in the town hall....
Everybody wearing Polo, Nike, Ralph Lauren, ect. was killed. After the cops came the they found one survivor and asked him " How'd you survive son?"
"I was wearing under-armor" he replied.
During the second world war, the Japanese imperial army killed the chef who used to make the best Indian breads.
But the Japanese still deny the Nan-king massacre.
Why are there no jokes about the Jonestown massacre?
Because the punchline is too long.
