A Rare photo of the MilkyWay from Mars
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NASA scientists say it may be possible to live on Mars.

What a load of rubbish, I tried it and now I'm five stones heavier and diabetic.

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👤︎ u/PanixATK
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.

But they didn’t planet.

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📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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What do you call a sick bird from Mars?

An ill Eagle alien

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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Breathtaking view of the milky way from mars
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👤︎ u/PhiIipp1
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”

I told her I think it’s worth a shot

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👤︎ u/dnizzle
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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Because there's no nightlife on Mars.
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👤︎ u/recoro06
📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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What do you call communist mars?

Marx

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👤︎ u/niccgurrr
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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Why are there no cats on mars?

Curiosity killed them all.

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📅︎ Jun 05 2020
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Why can't cats live on mars

Curiosity

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👤︎ u/Aqeel01
📅︎ Jul 31 2020
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Can the coronavirus survive on Mars if it ends up on a SpaceX rocket ?

"a lone mask" wants to know !

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📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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Bruno Mars
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👤︎ u/fazielr
📅︎ May 04 2020
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Elon Musk just cracked a great joke about going to Mars, was it off the cuff?

Or did he planet?

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📅︎ Jun 19 2020
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Rare photograph of The Milky Way viewed from Mars
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👤︎ u/Cliffter
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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What’s the favorite Bruno Mars song of bunnies?

24 carrot magic

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👤︎ u/DutchBlob
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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Any good food puns related to sex?

Things that we can say about food that sounds very sexual? Any ideas welcome!

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👤︎ u/morcille
📅︎ Oct 17 2020
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How do you have a party in Space??

You planet

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👤︎ u/yuri-123
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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Mars: I’m wet

NASA: I’m coming over

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📅︎ May 29 2020
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How do you make pancakes on Mars?

Using a marzipan

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👤︎ u/Spalmon314
📅︎ May 07 2020
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Mar!
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👤︎ u/Stha118
📅︎ Jul 29 2019
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Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.

Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.

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👤︎ u/vbloke
📅︎ Nov 07 2020
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A rare photo of the Milky way viewed from Mars.
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📅︎ Nov 28 2019
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I finally found water on Mars
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📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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They’re taking us to Mars
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📅︎ Mar 03 2019
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NASA should build a pub on Mars.

Mars bar.

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👤︎ u/Bennogram_
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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If we discovered life on Mars and their skin would happen to be white with black spots we should call them Dalmartians
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📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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MaR Kelly
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📅︎ Feb 24 2019
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Life On Mars?

Did you know there used to be life on Mars? Yeah, there used to be a giant cat that lived up there. Guess which rover we sent to greet it?

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👤︎ u/gbeegz
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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Ocean
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👤︎ u/Axiom_117
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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👤︎ u/doogbynnoj
📅︎ Jan 24 2017
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Used a meme format to make a pun
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📅︎ Oct 05 2019
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Elon Musk put a restaurant on Mars.

Great food, but no atmosphere.

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👤︎ u/n3rv0u5
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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Why haven't Elon Musk been to Mars yet?

It's too falcon far.

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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I am not sure what the first church on Mars would look like.

But the mass would be the same.

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NASA’s new rover, Insight, is supposed to tell us about Mars’ soil composition and about what’s underneath the surface of Mars..

So technically, Insight’s purpose is to give us insight about what’s not IN SIGHT

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👤︎ u/RLU763
📅︎ Nov 27 2018
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📅︎ May 07 2019
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Does the orbit between earth and mars of all teapots that do not contain themselves contain itself?
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📅︎ Dec 10 2018
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There was an Opportunity to make Mars rover puns.
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📅︎ Feb 15 2019
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If Elon doesn't go to Mars, it will be a missed opportunity.
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📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams walk into a bar

But they didn't planet

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📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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Why are there are no cats on Mars ?

Curiosity killed them all

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📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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Why are there no cats on mars?

Curiosity killed them all.

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📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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What's Bruno Mars favorite vegetable trick?

24 carrot magic

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📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on mars?

The food was incredible but the atmosphere wasn’t that great.

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👤︎ u/dandan_56
📅︎ Feb 13 2018
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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars into a bar...

...But they didn't planet that way.

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👤︎ u/norrisrw
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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