A Rare photo of the MilkyWay from Mars
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NASA scientists say it may be possible to live on Mars.
What a load of rubbish, I tried it and now I'm five stones heavier and diabetic.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.
But they didnβt planet.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
What do you call a sick bird from Mars?
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Breathtaking view of the milky way from mars
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︎ Sep 04 2020
My wife asked, βIf someoneβs body just isnβt fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?β
I told her I think itβs worth a shot
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Because there's no nightlife on Mars.
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︎ Feb 07 2020
What do you call communist mars?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Why are there no cats on mars?
Curiosity killed them all.
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Why can't cats live on mars
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︎ Jul 31 2020
Can the coronavirus survive on Mars if it ends up on a SpaceX rocket ?
"a lone mask" wants to know !
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Bruno Mars
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︎ May 04 2020
Elon Musk just cracked a great joke about going to Mars, was it off the cuff?
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Rare photograph of The Milky Way viewed from Mars
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︎ Jan 17 2020
Whatβs the favorite Bruno Mars song of bunnies?
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︎ Jun 28 2020
Any good food puns related to sex?
Things that we can say about food that sounds very sexual? Any ideas welcome!
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︎ Oct 17 2020
How do you have a party in Space??
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Mars: Iβm wet
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︎ May 29 2020
How do you make pancakes on Mars?
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︎ May 07 2020
Mar!
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︎ Jul 29 2019
Canβt wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if thereβs wife on Mars.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
A rare photo of the Milky way viewed from Mars.
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︎ Nov 28 2019
I finally found water on Mars
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︎ Jul 09 2019
Theyβre taking us to Mars
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︎ Mar 03 2019
NASA should build a pub on Mars.
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︎ Jul 14 2019
If we discovered life on Mars and their skin would happen to be white with black spots we should call them Dalmartians
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︎ Jul 18 2019
MaR Kelly
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︎ Feb 24 2019
Life On Mars?
Did you know there used to be life on Mars? Yeah, there used to be a giant cat that lived up there. Guess which rover we sent to greet it?
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Ocean
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Used a meme format to make a pun
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︎ Oct 05 2019
Elon Musk put a restaurant on Mars.
Great food, but no atmosphere.
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︎ Jun 12 2019
Why haven't Elon Musk been to Mars yet?
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︎ Aug 29 2019
I am not sure what the first church on Mars would look like.
But the mass would be the same.
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︎ Dec 10 2018
NASAβs new rover, Insight, is supposed to tell us about Marsβ soil composition and about whatβs underneath the surface of Mars..
So technically, Insightβs purpose is to give us insight about whatβs not IN SIGHT
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︎ May 07 2019
Does the orbit between earth and mars of all teapots that do not contain themselves contain itself?
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︎ Dec 10 2018
There was an Opportunity to make Mars rover puns.
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︎ Feb 15 2019
If Elon doesn't go to Mars, it will be a missed opportunity.
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︎ Feb 14 2019
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams walk into a bar
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Why are there are no cats on Mars ?
Curiosity killed them all
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︎ Jun 23 2020
Why are there no cats on mars?
Curiosity killed them all.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
What's Bruno Mars favorite vegetable trick?
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︎ Jul 03 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on mars?
The food was incredible but the atmosphere wasnβt that great.
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︎ Feb 13 2018
Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars into a bar...
...But they didn't planet that way.
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