What does blue paint smell like?

Red paint.

And what happened to the crews when a ship carrying blue paint and one carrying red paint collided?

They were marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IranRPCV
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I need help with a pun for "maroon"

My team color is maroon and we need a team name! Color puns are desired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimmygreen717
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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What is Maroon 5's favorite state?

Missouri

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snowdonut
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Did you hear about the violent crash between the red ship and the blue ship?

All the sailors were marooned!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanguard_The
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Halftime: Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drew1351
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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My girlfriend gave me a hard time about thinking pink, red, and maroon are all the same...

I told her I can't tell the difference between Laurie, Grant, and Jackman either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_leprechaun
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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A gentleman is shipwrecked...

And on waking discovered himself to be on a beach. The sand is dark red. He can't believe it. The sky is dark red. He walks around for a while and sees dark red grass, dark red birds, and dark red fruit in dark red trees. He is shocked when he finds that his skin is also dark red. "Aaargh!" he cries "I've been marooned!"

My dad emailed me that one back in 2009.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Confusing_Musings
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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What do you get if you swim in the red sea?

Marooned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blarty97
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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124 dad jokes that will make you laugh and cringe

Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.

What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.

Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.

Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.

β€œEvery time I hurt myself, even to this day, my dad says, β€˜The good news is..it’ll feel better when it quits hurting.'”

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

β€œI’ll call you later!”- β€œPlease don’t do that. I’ve always asked you to call me Dad!”

Q: Why did the cookie cry? A: Because his father was a wafer so long!

What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.

β€œMy dad literally told me this one last week: β€˜Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.’”

β€œWhenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, β€˜No, just leave it in the carton!’”

I got so angry the other day when I couldn’t find my stress ball.

If I had a dime for every book I’ve ever read, I’d say: β€œWow, that’s coincidental.”

I’m not indecisive. Unless you want me to be.

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.

How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.

β€œMe: β€˜Dad, make me a sandwich!’ Dad: β€˜Poof, You’re a sandwich!’”

β€œI heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

β€œHow can you tell if a ant is a boy or a girl? They’re all girls, otherwise they’d be uncles.”

Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it

β€œWhat’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1”

The only thing worse than having diarrhea is having to spell it.

I asked my friend to help me with a math problem. He said: β€œDon’t worry; this is a piece of cake.” I said: β€œNo, it’s a math problem.”

I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.

I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.

Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weeb123xD
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Two ships collided in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

Two ships collided in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. One was carrying red paint and one was carrying blue paint. The crews of both ships were marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Intagvalley
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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I'm watching the Superbowl...

And this Maroon guy is outscoring both teams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sm1ttysm1t
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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A tanker ship full of red and blue paint crashed into a shelf and sank

All the crew were marooned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jacksoncranford
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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What happens when a red pirate ship and a brown pirate ship meet on a deserted island?

They get marooned

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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On the turnpike during rush hour, a truck carrying blue paint collided with a truck carrying red paint.

It was terrible! Everybody was marooned!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluefoot55
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2015
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The Man, the Sheep and the Dog

a man, a sheep and a dog are the only survivors of a shipwreck and get marooned on a desert island with more than enough food. days, weeks and months pass and the only thing the can look forward to on the island everyday is the beautiful sunset! every evening the man, the sheep and the dog go and watch the sunset... one day the man attempted to put his arm around the sheep and the dog goes crazy so he has to retract his arm. he angrily exclaims "I was just cuddling!" the next evening they are back on the beach and the man sees something out to sea... after further investigation he sees it is a unconscious woman on a raft! the man swims out and rescues the woman, takes her to shore and nurses her back to health they begin chatting and get on incredibly well, she was a beautiful young woman with a great sense of humour. the next evening the man, the woman, the sheep and the dog go to the beach to watch the sunset as per usual... whilst sitting on the beach the woman looked up at the man, and he looked back at her. she says how can I ever repay you? the man then says "you can you take the dog for a walk?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frzr-csgo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2015
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tween joke

Daughter: I really like Maroon 5

Me: What about Maroon 3 1/2?

Daughter: There is no Maroon 3 1/2

Me: How do you know? Maybe you haven't heard of them because there's not as...big...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gooseman92
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2014
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A ship carrying purple paint ran into a ship carrying brown paint.

The survivors were marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBelpit68
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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What happened when the red boat crashed into the blue boat?

The crews were marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfiPlayer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Cake day.... Got to post something.

Did you hear about the ship carrying blue paint and the ship carrying red paint that collided.

Both crews are believed to be marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbiiggdd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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What happened when the red ship and the blue ship crashed

They were marooned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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A red ship and a blue ship crashed

The survivors were left marooned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eggycrunchyb0b
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Red ship hits Blue ship...

Sailors marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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A red ship and a blue ship crash on a deserted island

They were marooned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samwise3s
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2017
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A ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carrying blue paint.

Both crews ended up marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/washcapsfan37
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collided.

The sailors were marooned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Midget-boi2000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Breaking news: A red ship and a blue ship have collided in the Caribbean...

...apparently, the survivors are marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkay1911
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2017
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A red ship and a blue ship crashed.

At last report, the survivors were marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YetiFromJersey
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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Did you hear about the ship carrying red and blue paint that crashed onto an island?

The sailors were marooned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsrocks
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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A red ship and a blue ship collided in the ocean.

Apparently the survivors are marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trinzia
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?

All of the sailors were marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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A boat carrying brown paint crashed into a boat carrying red paint...

....both crews were marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayOfHope3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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Did you hear about the ship carrying blue paint and the ship carrying red paint colliding?

All the sailors were marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phredex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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What happened when Bluebeard fell into the Red Sea?

He got marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JRBX
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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Did you hear about the two ships that collided the other day? One was carrying blue paint and one was carrying red paint

All the survivors were marooned...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yabyum
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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There was a collision at sea between two tankers...one carrying blue paint, one carrying red paint.

There were no casualties but a number of crewmen were marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsureyoudo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2016
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Did you hear about the red cruise ship and blue cruise ship that collided in the Caribbean?

The survivors were marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kailebeverettart
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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Did you hear the pirate blue crew crashed into the red crew?

They were all marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hankthetank2112
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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What happened when the red ship crashed into the blue ship?

The sailors were marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cackling_Eagle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2017
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What happened when Pirate Captain Bluebeard fell into the Red Sea?

He got marooned!

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A ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carrying brown paint

It is believed both crews are marooned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whoshabooboo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2016
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Shipwreck

Did you hear about the blue ship that crashed into the red ship?

All the sailors were marooned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niggalas-cage
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2013
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My nephew sprung this one on me over the weekend.

What happened when the red ship crashed into the blue ship?

They marooned

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