I said “Yeah kid, that’s just not going to cut it.”
My wife looked at me and said “You think you’re pretty sharp, don’t you?”
.....in the pear section and said that's not where they belong
I replied it's a pair of mangos and they belong exactly where they are.
The man next to us got a good chuckle.
When the first man discovered it back in the stone age he brought it back to his village and the villagers said "show us where you got that" and he replied "man.....go?"
I was peachless at such a crime
"yes, man go, woman stay. Anything to bring?"
Banuna
Vincent ManGough!
Really had to let the mango, he was driving me bananas.
They gave me a raw deal.
Mad Libs!
Mangos by train innit!
Edit: OC, always slays when I throw that at parties..
I’ll be sure to remind her to always let the Man-go.
I am wondering where did that mango.
Man goes to war
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
You need to let that mango
A Tea Rex
Mango Fett
You take it to a scary movie.
Didn't know I was related to a waterfelon.
If he's got a license but doesn't avocado ?
You need to let that mango.
A guy walks into a bar and orders just a plain old normal beer. "I couldn't wait to get out of the house and around normal foods and drinks again. My wife started one of those tropical fruit juice diets for the New Year. The house is completely full of the stuff," the guy complains. "It's enough to make a mango crazy."
He said “I think they can. You just need to be watered properly.”
If he can’t appreciate your fruit puns, you may need to let the mango…
Yam know, I know alot of ice food plums. I can dumpling em on you right now desprite the pickle I'm in. They're pretea cheesey but they get cheddar! There's eggndless pastabilities when it cucumbers to word plate. I doughn't meat to egg you on butter you should really try it! Just lettuce loose. Mustard up the courage to ketchup with the times and mayoby relish in the potgress of bready made humor! I know it mayo seem fishy butter you'll loaf it! I know you vegemight not carrot about puns but they're truly bratworth it! Clam on, don't be a chicken! Don't let your creams be creams! You donut know what you're mincing! Yah goatta be nuts not to try it once! I meat, water you doing right now anywaffer? Once you do, orange you be glad you tried? I'll even pear you up with someone you can make grape puns with! I'm sugar you'll be able to bake olive the amazucchini ones I'm saying right now! There'll be so much to tacobout. Though, I hope you don't have any beef. I don't think I'm stroganoff to stop boba you if you fight. I won't be able to cashew . Cerealously. Soooda...I guess you batter be ice and things will be all peachy! Oh to be a pizza the fun.. Man, I can go on but I'm dragonfruitn' this out and I avocadon't wanna come off as souper corny. So, lettuce toast to the cake world of puns and mango on like never before!
Mangoes does favorite restaurant, finds himself a table and places his order with a waiter. While he is sitting there waiting for his food a large black and white bear like mammal stands up, wipes some crumbs from the corners of his mouth, pulls out a gun, and fires a few rounds into the ceiling and the back wall of the dining room. When the waiter comes with the man's meal the man asks him, "What was that about?" The waiter replies, "Oh, that? That was a panda. It's in their nature. Look it up." The man pulls his phone out and searches "panda" the definition reads, "Panda a large black and white bear like mammal. Eats shoots and leaves.
Disclaimer: I love this one but the bad punctuation element of it peeves me a bit.
I hate to let the mango but he was driving me bananas
I hate to let the mango, but he was driving me bananas!
You let the ManGo
