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...but didn't have enough oranges.
As a part of my orientation programme.
He said, "Well, that's your Pinyin".
My parents were discussing what fruit tree to grow in the back yard.
Mum: I want a mandarin tree.
Dad: Do you want to know what tastes better than eating a mandarin? .. Eating Amanda out.
They particular like to talk all things Mandarin.
Mandarin.
brush up your mandarin
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by Amanda Rin
Hello everyone, I'm planning on asking someone to prom for my first time and I don't have any unique puns. She's an Indian girl and I'm from Spain, she loves "KozyShack Rice Pudding" and "Halos Mandarins"
Too bad I donβt speak mandarin
The orange said, "no, but I can speak mandarin."
We had a patient waiting for one of our doctors, but he didn't speak English. Coworker 1 "I think he speaks Mandarin." Me " I wonder if so and so Dr. Speaks Mandarin?" Coworker 2 "I don't known Mandarin, but I'm working on my Satsuma" Groans were had...
Original in Mandarin, so I may not have done the best job translating.
A country boy comes into the city for the first time in his life. He's never seen a skyscraper before, so he's standing on the street staring up in amazement. A city slicker walks by and says, "Excuse me sir, you realize there's a tax for counting stories don't you?"
"Oh, OK"
"How many stories did you count on this building?"
"10"
"That'll be 10 dollars please"
The country boy hands over the 10 dollars. The city guy takes the money and walks away, thinking to himself, "what a dumb hick, who'd believe such a thing as a counting-stories tax?"
The country boy walked away pretty pleased with himself, thinking, "what a dumb official, I actually counted 20 stories"
Mandarin
