Because there are no womanatees :(((
Cause there are no womanatees.
My husband and I were recently in Florida and we saw juvenile manatees at the beach. When I retold this story to my dad he said, "Oh, they weren't fully grown? That makes them boy-a-tees. Not man-a-tees."
Or alternatively a happy birthday manatee pun? Anyone?
Edit: pic here http://imgur.com/BPGZ47F
Oh, that hewn manatee!
He was arrested for crimes against huge manatees.
They're prosecuting him for crimes against a manatee.
A humanatee.
I said, “Thank you very much, I’ll have it with milk and two sugars please.”
Humanatee
I said man a tee
She caught him munching on seaweed.
Hugh Manatee
...friend of your manatee
It's called habitat for huge manatees.
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Oh the hue-manatee!
We were coloring with our daughter, and I found a crayon labeled "manatee." I showed it to her and she remarked that she knew what color a manatee was now.
I explained that not all manatees are gray - some come in a variety of bright colors. Whenever people see one, they exclaim, "oh, the hue manatee!"
He just said "Oh, the hue manatee."
They've been charged with crimes against huge manatee.
We were taking my two year old to the aquarium today. On the way my dad said, "hey, I read that Russian scientists have come close to successfully breeding a manatee with a person. Just think... In a few years we could take <my daughter> back to the aquarium and she could look up and say, 'Oh the humanatee!'"
Grandad jokes are like a fine wine. He's had his whole life to perfect his craft.
Setting:waterfront bar/restaraunt.
Granddad: "you guys get a lot of manatees in here?"
Me: "no sir, they can't fit through the door"
I said, “Thank you very much, I’ll have it with milk and two sugars please!"
I said, “Thank you very much, I’ll have it with milk and two sugars please.”
I said, “Thank you very much, I’ll have it with milk and two sugars please.”
