I need a motivational manatee pun

Or alternatively a happy birthday manatee pun? Anyone?

Edit: pic here http://imgur.com/BPGZ47F

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πŸ‘€︎ u/retallicka
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2018
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I saw a spectacular wood carving of a manatee today.

Oh, that hewn manatee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voip_geek
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Oh the hugh manatee
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanMan2005
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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Wanna play a game of Card Against Manatee ?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanillin-Nebula
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My wife and I were talking about people owning strange animals and she said, β€œI’ve always wanted to get a manatee.”

I said, β€œThank you very much, I’ll have it with milk and two sugars please.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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What do you get when you mix a manatee and a human?

A humanatee.

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OH THE HUE-MANATEE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayDosson
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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Manatee birthday painting imgur.com/a/rfIIEVu
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πŸ‘€︎ u/retallicka
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What do you call a manatee with arms and legs?

Humanatee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwShizWhiz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2017
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My manatee Freinds was asking what the 20th letter of the alphabet is

I said man a tee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaz115099
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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Why did the manatee ground her son?

She caught him munching on seaweed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thewilltosucceed
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2017
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Oh, the hue-manatee!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maya_punny
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Why are all the manatees going extinct?

Because there are no womanatees :(((

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Did you hear about the guy who went into the Everglades, found this huge sea-cow thing and beat it to death with the oar of his boat?

They're prosecuting him for crimes against a manatee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fitz_cuniculus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Did you hear about the SeaWorld trainer that was caught molesting the sea cows?

He was arrested for crimes against huge manatees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evilmd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/point5_
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Why are manatees endangered?

Cause there are no womanatees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DroopyDrewP
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2016
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Dad Jokes About Manatees

My husband and I were recently in Florida and we saw juvenile manatees at the beach. When I retold this story to my dad he said, "Oh, they weren't fully grown? That makes them boy-a-tees. Not man-a-tees."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheaness
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2014
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Who is Geralt's favourite sea mammal?

Hugh Manatee

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Geralt of Rivia, animal activist...

...friend of your manatee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourEverydaySR
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?

Oh the hue-manatee!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneAndZer0s
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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They killed the colourful whale on porpoise!

Oh the hue-manatee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExactlyOneNinja
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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I've decided to do volunteer work with an organization that builds homes for sea creatures.

It's called habitat for huge manatees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earth_humanoid
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality~

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exorcist2018
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I picked out a color of grey paint the other day, I guess the salesman didn't like it.

He just said "Oh, the hue manatee."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juggilinjnuggala
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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Did you hear about the teens who broke into the San Diego Zoo and attacked a large sea cow?

They've been charged with crimes against huge manatee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcthe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2016
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Got my wife yesterday.

We were coloring with our daughter, and I found a crayon labeled "manatee." I showed it to her and she remarked that she knew what color a manatee was now.

I explained that not all manatees are gray - some come in a variety of bright colors. Whenever people see one, they exclaim, "oh, the hue manatee!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eran-of-Arcadia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2017
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My dad has still got it...

We were taking my two year old to the aquarium today. On the way my dad said, "hey, I read that Russian scientists have come close to successfully breeding a manatee with a person. Just think... In a few years we could take <my daughter> back to the aquarium and she could look up and say, 'Oh the humanatee!'"

Grandad jokes are like a fine wine. He's had his whole life to perfect his craft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seemoreglass82
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2016
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Central Florida bartender dad jokes a granddad.

Setting:waterfront bar/restaraunt.

Granddad: "you guys get a lot of manatees in here?"

Me: "no sir, they can't fit through the door"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tophOCMC
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2014
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My wife and I were talking about people owning strange animals when she said, β€œI’ve always wanted to get a manatee.”

I said, β€œThank you very much, I’ll have it with milk and two sugars please!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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My wife and I were talking about people owning strange animals and she said, β€œI’ve always wanted to get a manatee.”

I said, β€œThank you very much, I’ll have it with milk and two sugars please.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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My wife and I were talking about people owning strange animals and she said, β€œI’ve always wanted to get a manatee.”

I said, β€œThank you very much, I’ll have it with milk and two sugars please.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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