Mammoths Puns

A list of puns related to "Mammoths"

Why did the mammoth get in trouble with the archaeologist for texting the dinosaur?

Because the mammoth was to young to predate the dinosaur.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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Why did the mammoths die out?

There weren't enough dadduths.

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👤︎ u/Valdagast
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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Why are mammoths so good at micromanaging?

Multi-tusking

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👤︎ u/megalowmaneyeankle
📅︎ Aug 13 2018
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Why did the mammoths go extinct?

There wasn't any sirroths

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👤︎ u/AtThePizzaPlace
📅︎ Jul 29 2017
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I have the memory of a wooly mammoth

It's like an elephant's, but a little fuzzy.

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👤︎ u/ThatoneJJ
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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I woke up this morning with a Mammoth erection.

I had a lot of explaining to do at the Natural History Museum!

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👤︎ u/Stoatwobbler
📅︎ Feb 23 2019
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What is female Woolly Mammoth called?

A Woolly Mommoth.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Feb 13 2017
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Did you hear the one about the wooly mammoth handyman?

He was a jack of all trades mastodon.

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👤︎ u/hawtgawbage
📅︎ Jul 24 2018
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What's the biggest moth in the world?

>!A mammoth.!<

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👤︎ u/GhostKing1005
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.

But a dino might.

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👤︎ u/kidnorthstar
📅︎ Jul 03 2017
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My grandad just busted this one out...

Mammoth, do you know what a shitsu is?

A breed of dog?

No, a zoo with no animals.

uuuuuuuurghhhhh.

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👤︎ u/MrRagingMammoth
📅︎ Oct 29 2013
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