The Minecraft fishing rod enchantment โ€˜Lureโ€™ is just its version of the enchantment โ€˜Efficiencyโ€™.

Or rather, E-fish-in-sea.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VGMemeBoi
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What kind of lure do you use to trap popular people?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Nimja_
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My friend ties fishing line to the zipper of his bitches then throws homemade lures into the water...

He says fly fishing is great fun!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Brother: "Why do we have a mouse-shaped fishing lure?"

Me: "So you can catch a catfish."

We were using my late dad's tackle box from the 90's. Only logical explanation is that I was controlled by his spirit.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PrincessBukowski
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After 10 years of attempt to lure wemon

I've become a master baiter

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/justcurious-serious
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She had an a-lure-ing smile
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cinnobun
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If I make a new and improved fishing lure and name it the pod, will people using it be pod casters?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ThatCoconut
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I need a pun about fishing

Anyone have any reelling jokes

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Ya_Boi_Jayson
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Why did the spontaneous man go fishing?

For the halibut!

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I'm going to make a great dad, Pokemon Go edition.

I just hit my girlfriend with this (http://imgur.com/noziMVQ).

Me: "Ahhh there's a lure going at Antico's!" (local pizza place)

Her: "I want a lure"

Me: "Don't worry babe you definitely have allure"

Her: "silence"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bioman11
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My dad passed on some advice today.

"Remember; time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana."

My sister wanted to lure some bugs to feed her preying mantis, and this was his advice to her.

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