A list of puns related to "Lures"
Or rather, E-fish-in-sea.
He says fly fishing is great fun!
Me: "So you can catch a catfish."
We were using my late dad's tackle box from the 90's. Only logical explanation is that I was controlled by his spirit.
I've become a master baiter
Anyone have any reelling jokes
For the halibut!
I just hit my girlfriend with this (http://imgur.com/noziMVQ).
Me: "Ahhh there's a lure going at Antico's!" (local pizza place)
Her: "I want a lure"
Me: "Don't worry babe you definitely have allure"
Her: "silence"
"Remember; time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana."
My sister wanted to lure some bugs to feed her preying mantis, and this was his advice to her.
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