Low Sodium Diet Puns

A list of puns related to "Low Sodium Diet"

My doctor put me on a low-sodium diet.

I've never been so unsalted.

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👤︎ u/AlRedux
📅︎ Jan 16 2020
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If your doctor tells you to go on a low sodium diet, do you take his advise with a grain of salt?
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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ Mar 05 2019
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My girlfriend is on a new low-sodium diet

Me: "So, with the new diet do you have to believe everything people tell you now?"

Girlfriend: "What?"

Me: "Well, you can't take anything with a grain of salt anymore."

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👤︎ u/Kangaroo_Quart
📅︎ Jan 28 2016
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