Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
They’re on standbi
I am reproducing here a dilemma faced by a doctor, during his internship days from a book by the author, psychiatrist and anthropologist ,Arthur Kleinman M.D. - "What Really Matters_ Living a Moral Life amidst Uncertainty and Danger-Oxford University Press, USA (2006)". What would different philosophical schools such as Utilitarian, and so on recommend here?
A teenager with a rare and poorly understood liver disease dies in the hospital. I’m the intern responsible for this patient’s care. While the boy’s body is still in the hospital bed, a senior professor of world renown appears on the scene. Dr. A, as I shall call him, is locally infamous for his single-minded pursuit of knowledge and for his fierce personality, which often leads to his being brutally over- bearing toward the medical residents and nurses (the hospital’s “lowerarchy” as it is put among us). He bluntly orders me to immediately ask the family (whom he has never met before and who are now grieving in the waiting room) for permission for an autopsy*. His objective is that the liver be removed expeditiously so that it can be studied microscopically and chemically. F***eeling that it is unacceptably insensitive to ask them at this trying moment, I*** suggest we wait until the family has had a chance to see the body and at least begin to vent their feelings. Waving my objection aside with a smile and rolling eyes, Dr. A brutally informs the family that for the sake of science there needs to be an autopsy performed immediately,* *before their son’s liver begins to rot. Anger and rage erupt. The parents and siblings say no, in unison, and proceed to lay into my senior teacher for his boorish manner. Silently agreeing, I watch with foreboding as he rushes back to me. Grabbing me by the lapels of my white coat, he pushes me around the corner of the ward and up against the wall. In a commanding voice, his hands shaking with anger, he orders me to take the three biopsy needles that nestle in his laboratory coat pocket. He will distract the family; I am to run into the hospital room, lock the door, and take multiple biopsies of the dead boy’s liver. I demur. He snarls. I weakly suggest we ask the parents again for their permission. He explodes into a coarse diatribe laced equally with imprecations and with not-so-indirect threats to my career. We face each other with open dislike. I murmur no. “Kleinman,” he seethes, “you just do it,
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Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because his Visa didn’t work.
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
