How long does it take to beat a Sega game backwards? Ages...
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
How long does it take to get the Belgium waffle all the way from Belgium?
I overheard an older gentleman asking the waitress this before ordering at the diner.
Have you ever wandered why it takes the President so long to complete a sentence when he speaks?
I guess he’s just Biden his time.
Why did it take so long for the chicken to cross the road?
There was no eggs-press lane!
How long does it take a cow to have a baby?
What do you call it when a British person takes a good long look at something?
How long does it take to cook naan bread?
How long does it take to fix a hearing aid?
I submitted mine for repairs three weeks ago and I haven't heard a thing since then.
Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal sized clippers?
Maybe he was....(takes long pause) perfoming a drill
Why did it take Joe so long to win the election?
Why did it take Russia so long to invade Germany?
Does anyone know how long it takes to repair a hearing aid?
I sent mine away 2 weeks ago and I haven't heard anything since.
After a long day I want to take a dump as soon as I get home, but it's not my first order of business.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
If you are visiting Rome, be forewarned: it might take you a long time to get out of the city.
All their roads seem to have this weird design flaw.
That’s it, I’ve observed long enough!! Now it’s time to take:
How long would this take to make?
How long does it take to chop down a tree in Japan?
Passenger: "How long will it take the plane fly us to Paris?"
Stewardess: "The entire time, usually it flies the whole way."
Why did it take so long for the USSR to collapse?
Why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet?
Because he spends years at C!
How long does it take to get through a Jewish household?
About thirty years, l'door v'door.
Trivia question! How long does it take for electricity to travel the length of a 10 car train?
It all depends on the conductor.
How long does it take to get through a labyrinth?
How long does it take to make butter
My job lets me take a week off as long as I live at the Sigma Chi house and totally throw down with the bros.
It's paid fraternity leave.
There are two reasons I don't take my girlfriend on long drives in my Tesla.
One I don't have a girlfriend.
Two I don't have a Tesla.
Why does it take so long for a dad joke to develop?
You have to wait until it's full groan.
My first-time pregnant wife asks "why does it take so long for me to warm up?"
Without missing a beat I responded, "because you're heating for two now."
I then proceeded to laugh at my own joke. I feel like I'm prepared for my future as a dad.
How long does it take for 2 people dating to get back together after a fight?
Why do communist jokes take so long to say?
People are normally caught Stalin the punch line.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
Why does it take a pirate so long to say the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
Why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet?
Because he spends years at C!
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
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