How long does it take to cook naan bread?
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal sized clippers?
Why did it take Joe so long to win the election?
How long does it take to fix a hearing aid?
I submitted mine for repairs three weeks ago and I haven't heard a thing since then.
Maybe he was....(takes long pause) perfoming a drill
Does anyone know how long it takes to repair a hearing aid?
I sent mine away 2 weeks ago and I haven't heard anything since.
After a long day I want to take a dump as soon as I get home, but it's not my first order of business.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
Why did it take Russia so long to invade Germany?
If you are visiting Rome, be forewarned: it might take you a long time to get out of the city.
All their roads seem to have this weird design flaw.
Passenger: "How long will it take the plane fly us to Paris?"
Stewardess: "The entire time, usually it flies the whole way."
How long does it take to chop down a tree in Japan?
How long would this take to make?
That’s it, I’ve observed long enough!! Now it’s time to take:
Why did it take so long for the USSR to collapse?
Why does it take a pirate so long to say the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C
How long does it take to get through a Jewish household?
About thirty years, l'door v'door.
Trivia question! How long does it take for electricity to travel the length of a 10 car train?
It all depends on the conductor.
My job lets me take a week off as long as I live at the Sigma Chi house and totally throw down with the bros.
It's paid fraternity leave.
How long does it take to get through a labyrinth?
How long does it take to make butter
Why does it take so long for a dad joke to develop?
You have to wait until it's full groan.
How long does it take for 2 people dating to get back together after a fight?
There are two reasons I don't take my girlfriend on long drives in my Tesla.
One I don't have a girlfriend.
Two I don't have a Tesla.
My first-time pregnant wife asks "why does it take so long for me to warm up?"
Without missing a beat I responded, "because you're heating for two now."
I then proceeded to laugh at my own joke. I feel like I'm prepared for my future as a dad.
An off duty cop lost his luggage at the airport. Luckily it didn't take him long to find.
Why does it take so long to get a doctorate?
well, says right there you ate a whole doctor. That's not a one day event.
Why do communist jokes take so long to say?
People are normally caught Stalin the punch line.
How long will it take for Rammstein's new album to be released?
'Till Lindemann has finished the lyrics.
Explanation: Till Lindemann is the vocalist of the band, they usually have lyrics in their songs so they will have to be finished to be included in the album.
Me: I hate having to jack up my car because there's no central place to put the jack so it takes twice as long.
My Dad: (without missing a beat) Man, that's jacked up...see what I did there?
Haven't been a dad very long, but here goes... How many incontinent people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How long does it take to reach F from E?
I don't know, depends on the tank.
"How long do you think it would take to walk across the entire US, coast to coast?"
How long does it take to beat a Sega game backwards
This one didn't take long to develop
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
Why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet?
Because he spends years at C!
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
Why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet?
Because he spends years at C!
Why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend their life at C
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