The Long Take Puns

A list of puns related to "The Long Take"

Why did it take Joe so long to win the election?

He was Biden his time

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👤︎ u/DrBoon_forgot_his_pw
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour

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👤︎ u/Goldygold2
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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If you are visiting Rome, be forewarned: it might take you a long time to get out of the city.

All their roads seem to have this weird design flaw.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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Passenger: "How long will it take the plane fly us to Paris?"

Stewardess: "The entire time, usually it flies the whole way."

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ May 26 2020
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Why did it take so long for the USSR to collapse?

They were Stalin.

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👤︎ u/GrenadeLawyer
📅︎ Dec 30 2019
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Why does it take a pirate so long to say the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at C

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👤︎ u/FamousDecs
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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Trivia question! How long does it take for electricity to travel the length of a 10 car train?

It all depends on the conductor.

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👤︎ u/The420Wizard
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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My job lets me take a week off as long as I live at the Sigma Chi house and totally throw down with the bros.

It's paid fraternity leave.

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👤︎ u/Frasier_n_Chill
📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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An off duty cop lost his luggage at the airport. Luckily it didn't take him long to find.

It was a briefcase.

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👤︎ u/-Dibsy-
📅︎ Jul 10 2019
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Me: I hate having to jack up my car because there's no central place to put the jack so it takes twice as long.

My Dad: (without missing a beat) Man, that's jacked up...see what I did there?

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👤︎ u/gingerCB
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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Why did the Soviet Union take so long to fall?

Because they kept Stalin!

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👤︎ u/josamo8
📅︎ Feb 06 2017
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Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?

Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.

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👤︎ u/ErwinFurwinPurrwin
📅︎ Dec 20 2017
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What do you call a chicken that calculates how long it will take to cross the road?

A mathemachicken

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👤︎ u/TripleBeam87
📅︎ Jul 07 2018
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Why did the pterodactyl take so long in the bathroom?

Because he was Trexting.

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👤︎ u/Myusernamesthis-
📅︎ Apr 11 2018
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Why did it take so long to catch the cereal killer?

Because of corn flaking evidence.

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👤︎ u/Devcon4
📅︎ Jul 26 2018
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Why did the Scandinavians take so long to look like minerals?

Because... Gneiss guise Finnish last

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👤︎ u/littleguy-3
📅︎ Apr 29 2017
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How long does it take Uranus to orbit the sun?

One year.

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👤︎ u/edragon20
📅︎ Jul 15 2015
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Why did the war against Hitler take so long?

Because everyone was Kampf-ing.

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👤︎ u/silentpl
📅︎ Dec 31 2015
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Why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet?

Because he spends years at C!

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👤︎ u/acnine
📅︎ Apr 09 2017
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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 07 2019
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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 07 2019
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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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Why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet?

Because he spends years at C!

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Mar 27 2019
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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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Why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they spend their life at C

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👤︎ u/RIGHT_WING_X
📅︎ May 08 2019
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What do you call a droid that take the long way around?

R2-Detour

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👤︎ u/JustinSpanish
📅︎ Aug 24 2018
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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they could spend years at C.

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👤︎ u/gt0t
📅︎ Feb 15 2018
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