A stone and a stick face each other after a long journey, and the stone says;
"I'm a-stone-ished you stuck out this far!"
The princess asked the king, “why the long face?”
The king replied, “I’m the ruler”.
A horse walks into a bar... the bartender asks, “why the long face?”
The horse, not being able to comprehend human language, promptly shits on the floor and leaves.
"How long were you asleep last night?" asked my therapist, assessing my face.
"Same as usual," I replied. "About five foot ten."
Ask me why the long face one more goddamn time I swear v.redd.it/nzazxqzdijp11
Such a long face. [OC] imgur.com/JRMonEB
Pizza chefs who have flour on their face at the end of a long shift...
...call that a 5-o’clock shadough.
Why the Long face?
Co-worker named ***** Long walks in at 7 AM looking tired.
Why the LONG face?
everyone groans Long: Damn it, bamhm182! A terrible joke is the last thing I want to hear this early in the morning!
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face...
The horse not being able to comprehend the language shits on the floor and leaves
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"
The horse replies "My alcoholism is destroying my family..."
So a horse walks into a bar, and the bar tender asks, “hey, why the long face?”.
Horse walks into a bar... Bartender asks... “Hey buddy... Why the long face?”
