Loiter Puns

A list of puns related to "Loiter"

If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then...

... you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily.

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👤︎ u/fatandsalt
📅︎ Sep 07 2018
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Why did the bumblebee tell the other bees to stop loitering around his store?

Because it was bad for buzzness...

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👤︎ u/jpweidemoyer
📅︎ May 27 2020
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Came home late last night to find cows loitering in my front yard

A small group of calves were munching on my front flower beds, and mooving slowly towards the woods. Thought about calling the cops to report a bunch of mooligans, but I didn't really have a beef with them. Haven't seen hide nor hair of them since!

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👤︎ u/booknerdgirl4ever
📅︎ May 21 2019
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I took a pole today and found out that 100% of people get upset when a tent falls on top of them.
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👤︎ u/CHEEZY_21
📅︎ Sep 18 2019
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The last time I went camping I didn't really do much...

I was loitering with intent.

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👤︎ u/AlRedux
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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My friend got arrested while camping.

He was charged with loitering within tent.

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👤︎ u/retief1
📅︎ Nov 10 2017
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A camping special

This one might only make sense to people from the UK, but from many camping trips as a kid...

Dad: Get out of there - you could get arrested for that!

Me: huh?

Dad: Loitering within tent

cue him rolling around laughing at his own joke

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👤︎ u/seeyoujimmy
📅︎ Jan 03 2014
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