Logging Truck Puns

A list of puns related to "Logging Truck"

I saw a logging truck driving down the road today.

Q: What do you call a truck that takes a really really long time to get to where it is going?

A: A Log(N) truck.

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👤︎ u/jjdaybr
📅︎ Nov 27 2014
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My dad noticed a truck carrying logs on the interstate this morning

Dad: "If those fall off, it'll make mathematical music"

Me: "What? Why?"

Dad: "They'll fall to the sound of the natural log rhythm"

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👤︎ u/ButtermilkNips
📅︎ May 12 2017
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An old coworker and I were driving back from a jobsite, and saw a sign that read "Log Trucks Entering Highway."

He turned to me and said, "Well grab a pencil and paper from the backseat. I don't know who cares how many trucks we see, but we'll write it down."

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👤︎ u/Grizzlypaws
📅︎ Jun 09 2017
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