How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyJelloJiggles
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What do you call a depressed locomotive?

A trainwreck

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Do locomotive engineers ever actually do their job?

Or are they always just training?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justshtmypnts
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I discovered a locomotive that never lies...

I call it the true true train

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YouIdiotSandwhich
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How to locomotives get in shape to haul freight?

They train.

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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I put the new engineer in charge of driving the locomotive despite without having lessons on how to drive it...

I figured he would do well with on the job training. He went off the rails and wrecked. I don't need to mention about his conduct during the process.

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Why can’t locomotive engineers be electrocuted?

Because they are not conductors

text from my dad who just retired from being a train engineer this morning

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Why are locomotives great at their job?

They had a lot of training.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClebberBoi
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I was telling my friend about locomotives, when i forgot what i was saying

I lost my train of thought

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gibb0605
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What do you call a locomotive full of whores?

A train of thot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkillBranch
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I built my car out of locomotive parts.

It’s an all-train vehicle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mynickname86
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Did you hear about the locomotive conductor that ran the boston marathon?

He had to do a lot of training.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/All_That_Ass
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My daughter is at a seminar learning to instruct physical conditioning programs to locomotive passengers

It's called train training training training.

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Where does a locomotive get its news and gossip from?

From its engine ear...

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What do you call it when you learn to conduct a locomotive?

Training.

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What is it called when old-timey locomotives work together?

Steamwork

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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In order to be a locomotive operator...

you need to train super hard.

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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How do locomotives know where to go?

Training

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UYScutiPuffJr
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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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How do locomotives know where to go?

Lots of training

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bomber_Max
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How do locomotives know where they are going?

Lots of training.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chronicdane
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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Why was the locomotive so fit?

Because it was always training.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
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How do locomotives know where to go?

They go through lots of training.

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How do locomotives hear?

Through their Engineers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/perezgc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2017
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What do you call an apprentice locomotive conductor?

A conductor in training.

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