My favorite Christmas joke: A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out and asked them to leave. β€˜But why?’ they asked

β€œBecause if there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s chess nuts boasting in an open foyer”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
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I'm part of a lobby group for bees in need of ocular care

It's the Bee Eye NGO.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mal221
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A Saudi Arabian investment group just purchased Hobby Lobby.

It will now be called Wahabi Lobby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pickles17
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People say biker gangs, mafia groups, and billionaires run this country. Wrong. It's the head of the dairy lobby.

He's the big cheese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Musicferret
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Work in a hotel and a guest got me today

Work at a conference hotel so we had a big group in house

Guest: Oh so who's this big group in the lobby?

Me: Why thats the American Heart Association sir

Guest: Ah well bless their heart

:facepalm:

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What do you call a large group of women bragging in a hotel lobby about playing in a chess tournament

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

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What do you call a group of chess players talking about their wins in the lobby of their hotel?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

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How could you describe a group of chess grandmasters bragging about their skills in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off. ''because,'' he said ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.''

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpatil1982
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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What do you call a group of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b62316
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Chess thumping

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off.

"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/royveee
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel...

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

β€œBut why?” they asked, as they moved off.

β€œBecause,” he said, β€œI can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robhaywood1080
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2021
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