Litchi Nut Puns

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Shipping to the US is $4. International shipping starts at $14~16 or $7 if you buy $50+. All packages include candy and teabags, if you do not want any please let me know. I always try to ship the next businesses day.

ISO

• Alchemic Muse: Voodoo FS, Zanzibar FS
• Arcana: Winterlights (FS/sample)
• BPAL: The Lights of Men's Lives (FS/partial)
• Haus of Gloi: Molokai FS
• Hexennacht: Poivre Vanille (sample), Freddy Loves Nancy (FS)
• Kyse: Fumee Vanille (6mL)
• Pineward drams: Cotswold, Velvetine, Fanghorn II, Brindepole
• Possets: The Golden Diadem (sample/FS), Colossus of Memnon (FS), would swap for FS of Madame X or MX^3.
• Solstice Scents: Basilica (FS), Monastic (FS), Nightgown (FS). Oil only.
• Wylde Ivy: Samples of A Ghost Story, Brimstone & Chocolate, Call The Horseman

FOR SALE

LARGE SIZES All are full unless noted.

• Alpha Musk - Smoky Vanilla Skyline (charred sandalwood, gun smoke, dark spiced vanilla) 5mL $14
• Arcana - Honey Craves Hungry Ghosts (Velvety, rich macadamia nut honey is poured slowly over citron fruit, creamy red bananas, fluffy vanilla, and coconut-sugared patchouli leaf.) 5ml $14
• Arcana - Buttercream Frosting (Buttercream Frosting SN) 5mL $12
• Arcana - Pollution (Smoke, vetiver, motor oil) 5mL $16
• Arcana - Black Musk (Dirty, sexy, rich musk. The blackest of black musks) 5mL $16
• Arcana - Lemon Shortbread (Lemon Shortbread SN) 5mL
• Arcana - Köstlich (roasted coffee beans, ginger cakes fresh from a warm oven, tobacco-gilded German amber, sweet vanilla, chai spices, and black Ostfriesentee) 5mL $22
• Area of Effect - Dark Brotherhood (dark chocolate, leather, smoke, pine, cashmere, clove, sandalwood, patchouli) 3mL rollerball $6
• Black Baccara - Chocolate Cauldron (rich chocolate, vanilla syrup, charred marshmallow, toasted almond) 5ml $16
• Deep Midnight - Devil's Carousel (Dark Amber, Pipe Tobacco, Black Peppercorns, Kettlecorn, Mini Donuts) 9ml 75% full $10
• Firebird - Spellbound (warm pumpkin cake, rich vanilla, lavender, maple, tonka, amber) 9mL with minor depletion $8
• Haus of Gloi - Beguiled (Lemon cake, fresh buttermilk, raspberry coulis, cardamom, pink peppercorns.) 5ml 80% full, no label $8
• Haus of Gloi - Strawberry Musk (A warm musky blend of amber and sandalwood grounds bright tart strawberry) 5ml RIS $9
• **Haus of Glo

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

[US to Anywhere][Sell/Swap][Perfume]

Shipping to the US is $4. International shipping starts at $14~16 or $7 if you buy $50+. All packages include candy and teabags, if you do not want any please let me know.

TAKE 25% OFF ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING (if you pay before midnight, EST 12/31/21)

LARGE SIZES All are full unless noted.

• Alkemia - Dusk In Autumn (Amberwood, Lapsang Souchong tea, Salted cream caramel, Spiced teacakes) 5mL $14
• Alkemia - 2021 Arcanum Experiment No. 5 (White ginger; Coconut cream; Yellow lotus; White florals; Lemongrass; Plumeria; White musk; Coconut musk) 5mL $10
• Alpha Musk - Smoky Vanilla Skyline (charred sandalwood, gun smoke, dark spiced vanilla) 5mL $15
• Arcana - Marshmallows Pulverize (Marshmallows with Arcana Wildcraft's Black Sand accord (amber resin, black coconut, coconut husks, and smoky vetiver)) 5ml, to just below label $12
• Arcana - Pumpkins Crave Wraiths (Ghostly white vanilla with Black Mission figs, gossamer wraith musk, gingerbread, sheer coconut milk, and pumpkin.) 5ml $16
• Arcana - Honey Craves Hungry Ghosts (Velvety, rich macadamia nut honey is poured slowly over citron fruit, creamy red bananas, fluffy vanilla, and coconut-sugared patchouli leaf.) 5ml $16
• Arcana - Buttercream Frosting (Buttercream Frosting SN) 5mL $13
• Area of Effect - Dark Brotherhood (dark chocolate, leather, smoke, pine, cashmere, clove, sandalwood, patchouli) 3mL rollerball $6
• Black Baccara - Chocolate Cauldron (rich chocolate, vanilla syrup, charred marshmallow, toasted almond) 5ml $18
• Cocoa Pink - Death Valley (Black salty earth, fading smoke off in the distance with light wisps of lavender, cypress, baby’s breath and purple orchid) ~7mLs $12
• Conjure Oils - La Corona (golden honey, holy frankincense and blessed myrrh mingle with ancient amber to create a royal blend)
• Deep Midnight - Devil's Carousel (Dark Amber, Pipe Tobacco, Black Peppercorns, Kettlecorn, Mini Donuts) 9ml 75% full $12
• Firebird - Spellbound (warm pumpkin cake, rich vanilla, lavender, maple, tonka, amber) 9mL with minor depletion $9
• Firebird - Vanilla Seasalt (soft vanilla, coconut water, tropical citrus , salty sea spray) ~7mL $7
• Firebird - Bonfire Cider (crushed cider apples, sticky caramel, burning leaves, crisp fall air) 9mL $10
• ~~Firebird - Elixer *(black coffee, dark cocoa, cardamom, ginger, cassia, raw sugar, vetiv

[US to Anywhere][Sell/Swap][Perfume][Mostly larger sizes]

If you're on the fence, please make an offer.

Shipping to the US is $4. International shipping starts at $14~16 or $7 if you buy $50+. All packages include candy and teabags, if you do not want any please let me know.

NO CHATS (I can't see them on mobile, and )! Please comment to claim and use the PM feature to sort out the details.

Mostly swapping for ISO items only at the moment, make an offer but I'll be picky

FOR SALE

LARGE SIZES All are full unless noted. Most have been tested a few times with no visible depletion. If a bottle has more use or decants removed, it is marked and reflected in the price.

• Alkemia - Dusk In Autumn (Amberwood, Lapsang Souchong tea, Salted cream caramel, Spiced teacakes) 5mL $14
• Alkemia - 2020 Arcanum Experiment No. 27 (Honeycomb, Candy, Sea salt, Chocolate) 5mL $10
• Alkemia - 2021 Arcanum Experiment No. 5 (White ginger; Coconut cream; Yellow lotus; White florals; Lemongrass; Plumeria; White musk; Coconut musk) 5mL $10
• Alpha Musk - Smoky Vanilla Skyline (charred sandalwood, gun smoke, dark spiced vanilla) 5mL $15
• Arcana - Marshmallows Pulverize (Marshmallows with Arcana Wildcraft's Black Sand accord (amber resin, black coconut, coconut husks, and smoky vetiver)) 5ml, to just below label $12
• Arcana - Pumpkins Crave Wraiths (Ghostly white vanilla with Black Mission figs, gossamer wraith musk, gingerbread, sheer coconut milk, and pumpkin.) 5ml $16
• Arcana - Honey Craves Hungry Ghosts (Velvety, rich macadamia nut honey is poured slowly over citron fruit, creamy red bananas, fluffy vanilla, and coconut-sugared patchouli leaf.) 5ml $16
• Arcana - Raspberry layering note (Raspberry SN) 5ml $13
• Arcana - Buttercream Frosting (Buttercream Frosting SN) 5mL $13
• Area of Effect - Dark Brotherhood (dark chocolate, leather, smoke, pine, cashmere, clove, sandalwood, patchouli) 3mL rollerball $6
• Black Baccara - Chocolate Cauldron (rich chocolate revealing dark vanilla syrup, charred marshmallow and the faintest hint of toasted almond on the dry down.) 5ml $18
• Black Baccara - Shadows & Sugar (Leather and smoke mingles with the scent of melting candy, wet soil, rubber, fire, and vanilla) Dram $10
• BPAL - The Antikythera Mechanism (Teakwood, oak, black vanilla, and tobacco) ~3.5mLs $10
• Cocoa Pink - Death Valley *(Black salty earth, fadin

Hello there! Lots of new smellies have been added as I work through testing my embarrassingly massive collection!

Shipping is $4 (more if shipping linen sprays), no minimums, and I typically ship next day. Feel free to ask any questions :) I'm always happy to work out bundle deals, so feel free to make me an offer! I am also throwing in wax melts as freebies :D

Here is a link to the destash spreadsheet, if you prefer that format!

Alchemic Muse

• Boardwalk (indulge in caramel glazed popcorn, warm taffy apples, and salty, sweet cream treats at the stands lining the boardwalk) - direct sample, $2

Alkemia

• Affair De Coeur (a feminine enchantment of sugared white musk, creamy madagascar vanilla, tonka, white amber, and pale sugar cane) - direct sample, $2

• Evil Temptress (an elegance of saffron, carnations, bourbon roses, pears in honey cognac, cashmeran, dark caramel, leather, black opium, and cardamon patchouli) - direct sample, $2

• Rondeaux d'Amour (black plum, spicy saffron, jasmine sambac, orris root, dark red roses, sexy golden amber, vanilla incense, slightly dirty patchouli, and botanical pheromones) - direct sample, $2

Andromeda's Curse

• Tea Ceremony (matcha green tea, wisteria, tonka bean, amber) - direct sample, $1.50

Area of Effect

• Little Sister (strawberry, peony, sweet musk, marshmallow, bubbles) - direct sample, $1.50

Astrid Perfume

• Evelyn (lei flowers, pink grapefruit, yuzu, and benzoin) - ajevie sample, $2

Black Hearted Tart

• Fluff (fresh from the bag, marshmallow scent without any roasty-toasty, caramel, or floral additions) - 1.5ml roller, $3.50

• My Velouria (scattered velveteen petals on sheets softly lingers, sultry amber and white musk truly embrace the skin as the heart of the fragrance; warmth and depth are created by a base of sandalwood and cedar) - 1.5ml roller, $3.50

• Pink Moon (a sun ripened raspberries top note; its heart is honeysuckle dripping with nectar; extra sweetness comes from the juicy pulps of oranges, peaches, pink grapefruit, all laid upon a base of white musk) - 1.5ml roller, $3.50

BPAL

• Desire (bittersweet neroli, black patchouli and black musk, gilded by apple, bergamot, blood red rose, teak, and vanilla) - direct sample, $3

• Lampades (*the crisp, inviting bittersweet tang of cranberry with smoky dark lilies, heady, s