Not having much knowledge of the animals, he asks the owner to show him around and tell him about different breeds. "Sure, let's go," says the owner, and brings him over to the paddocks.
"So a lot depends on what you want the animal for," he says, and gestures to a powerful stallion running laps. "Over there, you've got your Type A horse: strong, fast, and a little unpredictable, but great if you want to get somewhere in a hurry."
"I think that'd be a little much for me," the man says, and the owner nods, then brings him over to see a mare quietly chomping at some hay in the shade. "This is a Type B horse - tends to be quiet and they're good companions, but not much for doing work."
The man pauses to think about what he wants the animal for, then looks over at a nearby pond and sees a horse swimming and diving over and over again. "What the heck is that one doing?" he asks the owner. "Oh, him? That's a C horse."
She said, “What would you do when you finally see it?”
I said, “I’ll cross the bridge when I get there.”
My wife said, “What are you going to do when you finally see it?”
Me: I’ll cross that bridge when I get there.
I just don't think I can live with myself after hearing that.
Hes now charged with homiecide
As a lifelong fly fisherman, I have traveled the world's best rivers and seen tackle stores carry a lot of stuff, but the ones in China really have it all. I picked up a new rod, new waders, a new tackle box and plenty of line, and at the end the owner asked me if I want fries with that!
But since then it's all been down hill...
"Disgusting! I'm old enough to be your father!"
He's serving a lifelong sentence.
He also has a lifelong ban from the zoo.
#darkhumor
Giles was quite sickly and prone to injury, but that did not stop him from studying the scriptures diligently and preparing his mind and body for an ascetic lifestyle. Eventually, he travelled to Rome and got admitted into a monastery, fulfilling his lifelong dream.
He now goes by Fra Giles.
She asked me, “What are you going to do when you see it?”
I said, “Let’s cross that bridge when we get there.”
Her: What would you do when we see it?
Me: Let’s cross that bridge when we get there.
She said, “ What are you going to do when you finally see it?”
I said, “Let’s cross that bridge when we get there.”
