My coworker won some money in the Powerball, so he decided to fulfill his lifelong dream of learning to play the drums.

He bought a bunch of pricey kits and played them at all hours. His neighbors got so mad, they ended up suing him in civil court, and he lost all his money, so he has to sell all the drums now.

He's got a lottery percussions to deal with.

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As a lifelong Meat Loaf fan I was surprised to learn I never bought Bat Out Of Hell III

But I won't be sad, cause two out of three ain't bad.

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