Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Licenser"
I will find you. You have my Word.
is it plate armor?
drive an electric car?
Who can drive a fish?
Dave Ponder is running for senator, but he and Sharon don't have any children. They want to be seen as a typical political family at any cost, and want to adopt. They stop by an adoption agency.
Dave talks with the administrator and mentions he's in a bit of a hurry with a photo shoot scheduled for next month. Reece, one of the little boys, overhears the conversation and says he'd be happy to be adopted. That was the moment that he became....
an emergency Reece Ponder.
An Air Friar.
I'll come and get you thief! You have my Word
They'd traded jokes, played pop music, and generally made people's lives a touch brighter as they trundled to work.
Now, though, there was silence on the air. Ernie silently reread the fax message from the Department of Defense. As licensed broadcasters they were legally obligated to alert the public, to tell them the nukes were flying and that in a few minutes all the world's troubles would be over. What, though, was the point of that? To torture people with the knowledge of something they couldn't change?
Their eyes met and a decision was reached. Bert put on their most requested song, a sugary top 40 tune while Ernie produced a bottle of bourbon from under the desk. As their producer banged on the locked studio door the colleagues toasted the end of a long career.
Bert, always the consummate professional, turned away from the window as the first explosion split the distant horizon. He straightened his tie, tucked in his shirt, and brushed his hair back. He would meet his fiery death with dignity.
He turned to Ernie and said in a quiet, resigned voice, "How do I look, Ernie?"
Ernie walked slowly over to his friend. He looked into Bert's face and saw the closeness they shared, the strength of their relationship, forged over the years. He took a deep breath and spoke quietly:
"With your eyes, Bert."
For my black jeep.
...weather permitting
That's against D-Law.
...in the end, you ignore it all and click "I agree".
After all, you'll be in da skies.
They revoke your veterinary license.
I said no, it's okay I have Contacts
He said "I don't give a damn who you think you know"
Guess I need to switch to chopsticks.
His stage name "Diss-Bard"
He was Diss-Bard.
Descartes and Shakespeare were having a debate on how best to write. Descartes argued up and down that prose was the only way to really get your ideas across and that artistic license just muddied everything up. Shakespeare argued poetry and turns of phrase made the material more relatable and thus easier to get across. Descartes countered, "But how do you know what the best form is?" Shakespeare thought about it and replied, "I think, therefore iamb."
It was a crash course.
because I was recently charged with batter-y
So I checked my driver's license and reminded her.
A license to Till
A screwdriver
He kept going to disbar.
A fake duolingo account made a post with a grammatical error. I corrected them, and here's the resulting joke
Anon- "duolingo is fluent in language, not grammar" Me- "languages require grammar... Czech mate"
My dad gave me a jar of honey with wheels... he said it’s Manuka
He was arrested in a sting operation.
I'm gonna find you. You have my word.
...you ignore it all and click, "I agree"!
You have my Word.
In the end, I ignore it all and click "I agree".
...in the end, you ignore it all and click "I agree".
...in the end, I ignore it all and click "I agree."
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