Progressive Metal
Constantine
Dad: Slumped in a beanbag chair, mostly.
Don't be blue, this will be over soon. I don't typically share my political views online, but I am very PROvolone. I think every manchego has a right to choose. Some people may think I am a muenster for this. I am not just some liberal Monterey Jack. If you Havarti another point of view, it's a gouda idea to share it too.
Now they're left leaning
Oh the humanities!
Those damn mooselimbs.
I guess you could call it a...
Flying FORDTRESS
By applying a liberal amount.
Friend: Congratulations! Do you know the sex?
Me: Of course I know “the sex”. How else will she get pregnant?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
I was doing some accounting homework when...
Me: What is the acid test ratio?
Dad: States what the acid test ratio is.
Me: Thanks, I should have known that.
Dad: it's okay it's not basic knowledge.
LiberTEA
(Im not sorry)
It’s all because of the left-wing liberal median.
Ok, we’re reserved. Wild and crazy but reserved. Kind of moderate liberals.
So, I teach Spanish at a small liberal arts college in the Carolinas. This morning my basic Spanish class was going over a reading comprehension exercise about a clothing store called "Corona." Corona means 'crown' in English. The ad had all kinds of words dealing with royalty, kings, and so on in it, and I wanted to go over the double meanings. So, to start, I asked them, "¿Cómo se dice 'corona' en inglés?" To a student, they all answered, "Beer."
I groaned and dismissed them five minutes early so I could laugh without them seeing me.
He didn't know what to make for lunch. I said, "You have progressive soup in your cabinet." To which he replied, "I knew it was free thinking, but I didn't know it was that liberal!"
I live in a very liberal city, that also has a lot of "right turn only" streets. He loves to say "For a city with so many liberals, you sure hate to turn left". Every. Single. Time
The Loudest Religious group are the atheists
The Loudest Social group are rich white liberals
The Loudest dietary group are the Vegans
Q: How do you know if you've met a Vegan-Atheist-Liberal?
- A: They'll tell you.
A bleeding fart liberal!
