Because we all warship in our own way.
They ask their blood type,
the priest replies, "Type A, the alpha, the omega, the one true God,"
the monk replies, "Type B, because all one must do is just be,"
the rabbit hops up and replies, "I'm a Type-O"
The Aegean sea
Because dentists make teeth straight and white.
Because they aren't right
A Polar Bear
Because you're supposed to apply lotion liberally
and stand behind Alec Baldwin.
Because standing in front of him is fucking dangerous.
It's not much, but it's minefield.
William Woollace.
This is because they refuse to apply sunscreen liberally.
A wokesvagen.
It didn't work.
Period.
Oh the humanities!
I guess you could call it a...
Flying FORDTRESS
Because he's transparent
Liber-tea
Don't be blue, this will be over soon. I don't typically share my political views online, but I am very PROvolone. I think every manchego has a right to choose. Some people may think I am a muenster for this. I am not just some liberal Monterey Jack. If you Havarti another point of view, it's a gouda idea to share it too.
By applying a liberal amount.
LiberTEA
(Im not sorry)
Itβs all because of the left-wing liberal median.
Ok, weβre reserved. Wild and crazy but reserved. Kind of moderate liberals.
So, I teach Spanish at a small liberal arts college in the Carolinas. This morning my basic Spanish class was going over a reading comprehension exercise about a clothing store called "Corona." Corona means 'crown' in English. The ad had all kinds of words dealing with royalty, kings, and so on in it, and I wanted to go over the double meanings. So, to start, I asked them, "ΒΏCΓ³mo se dice 'corona' en inglΓ©s?" To a student, they all answered, "Beer."
I groaned and dismissed them five minutes early so I could laugh without them seeing me.
He didn't know what to make for lunch. I said, "You have progressive soup in your cabinet." To which he replied, "I knew it was free thinking, but I didn't know it was that liberal!"
I live in a very liberal city, that also has a lot of "right turn only" streets. He loves to say "For a city with so many liberals, you sure hate to turn left". Every. Single. Time
A bleeding fart liberal!
This is because they refuse to apply sunscreen liberally.
