Why did Superman decide to wrap Lex Luthor in aluminium rather than taking him to jail?
Because then he could truly foil his plans.
Attorney Lex Lawson seeks out elegant and luxurious cafes wherever he goes. He has been widely recognized as a persistent .........
ambience chaser
Does anyone know good puns for the name Lexie??? Or lex?
My wife left me because I'm insecure.
Oh, no, wait, she's back. She just went for groceries.
Why does Lex Luthor carry around a gun & a spoon wherever he goes??
In case he ever meets soup or man
People who rob jewelry stores and banks are pretty bad.
But people who rob bakeries really take the cake.
