Levi’s Puns

He denied everything, but the police found substantial levy dents.

A levi-tater.

My sister was talking to my mom about looks and my dad was in the next room.

Mom: All our kids are good looking.

Sister: Well we did get good genes

And dad shouted from the next room: Damn right you did, Levi's or nothing, only the best for you.

A levi-tater.

I said "probably Lee or Levis." I laughed for about 5 minutes.

My boss and a couple other employees were discussing how I came in even though I was sick and one employee, who is from the Ukraine said "I guess I dont get sick because I ha e better genes to handle the cold weather." My boss replied with "Well what are they? Levis?" We all had a giggle.

Later that very same day I delivered a bag to a post office which must've went out by mistake because it had zero items. When I was leaving the man who received the delivery said to me "Have a good day and thanks for nothin!"

At the Home Depot today with my wife and son at the register talking to the cashier about to pay. I pull out my Military ID in hopes for a discount and she says of course they honor the discount.

In the process of her honoring the discount she compliments me on how young I look. I'm 29 but she said "You don't look a day over 18. You must have some really good genes!!" I respond, "Oh thanks, these are just Levi's though"

Cringes all around.