A list of puns related to "Letterboxed"
Woman with one leg - Eileen
Man in a bush - Russell
Man with a seagull on his head - Cliff
Man with a plank of wood on his head - Edward
Man with 3 planks of wood on his head - Edward Woodward
Man with no shins - Tony
Woman with a tennis racket on her head - Annette
Woman who throws away her bills - Bernadette.
Man that comes through the letterbox - Bill.
Woman with her legs on either side of the river - Bridgette.
Man with a large blue, black, and yellow mark on his head - Bruce.
Man with cat scratches on his head - Claude.
Man with a spade on his head - Doug.
Man without a spade on his head - Douglas
It was just junk mail.
You don't know? Remind me never to ask you to post a letter
Heard this one years ago. Not OC
There's a man who loves tractors. Has tractor bed sheets tractor wallpaper. He loves them.
One day his wife says his obsession is getting in the way of their relationship so he is given an ultimatum. Either the tractor stuff goes or she does.
He takes a long walk to think it over and eventually decides to get rid of the tractor stuff.
A few years later he is walking down the road when he sees a building on fire and people still inside screaming from the windows. He runs up to the letterbox. Puts his mouth over the letterbox and sucks out all the bad fumes.
After the people were saved the fireman asks him how he saved all the people inside.
The man replies: I'm an ex tractor fan
I hope next time he goes back to using the letterbox
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