I just got my mail from the letterbox

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👤︎ u/moorda
📅︎ Oct 01 2021
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What do you call a

Woman with one leg - Eileen

Man in a bush - Russell

Man with a seagull on his head - Cliff

Man with a plank of wood on his head - Edward

Man with 3 planks of wood on his head - Edward Woodward

Man with no shins - Tony

Woman with a tennis racket on her head - Annette

Woman who throws away her bills - Bernadette.

Man that comes through the letterbox - Bill.

Woman with her legs on either side of the river - Bridgette.

Man with a large blue, black, and yellow mark on his head - Bruce.

Man with cat scratches on his head - Claude.

Man with a spade on his head - Doug.

Man without a spade on his head - Douglas

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👤︎ u/tinger99
📅︎ Jan 04 2022
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I got advertising in the letterbox with pictures of male models wearing underwear.

It was just junk mail.

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📅︎ Jun 25 2018
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What is the difference between a letterbox and an elephant's bum?

You don't know? Remind me never to ask you to post a letter

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📅︎ May 15 2017
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Man who loved tractors

Heard this one years ago. Not OC

There's a man who loves tractors. Has tractor bed sheets tractor wallpaper. He loves them.

One day his wife says his obsession is getting in the way of their relationship so he is given an ultimatum. Either the tractor stuff goes or she does.

He takes a long walk to think it over and eventually decides to get rid of the tractor stuff.

A few years later he is walking down the road when he sees a building on fire and people still inside screaming from the windows. He runs up to the letterbox. Puts his mouth over the letterbox and sucks out all the bad fumes.

After the people were saved the fireman asks him how he saved all the people inside.

The man replies: I'm an ex tractor fan

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📅︎ Aug 06 2021
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My gas bill is through the roof this month!

I hope next time he goes back to using the letterbox

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👤︎ u/SteveM06
📅︎ May 09 2020
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