Lengthier Puns

A list of puns related to "Lengthier"

I was really disappointed to see my high school valedictorian at the beach just feeding a baby dolphin. I told him that we had all expected big things from him.

He looked at me and said simply, "hey, I'm serving a youthful porpoise."

Credit to the late, great Norm MacDonald, whose version is lengthier and, of course, funnier.

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