How does a legless turtle cross the road? π’
Take the F out of free and take the F out of way.
Youβre not going to offend anyone with jokes about legless cows.
The steaks are low.
How do you turn a snake into a legless lizard?
Give it an antihisstamine
Free Legless Bird
No perches necessary
What does butter and a legless person have in common?
Lactose
I named my legless puppy Cigarette
Because I take him for a drag rather than a walk
What do you call a legless cow?
Ground beef
How do you stop a legless pirate?
Knock him down a peg or two
Lego-las. Crosspost from r/lotr
It's a Leg-O
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