What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
I was teaching my 12 year old daughter how to mow the lawn. “You need to pick either up and down or right and left, and then stick to it,” I told her. “Do you mow the whole yard in one direction.”
“Why?” she asked.
“Because that’s what makes it beautiful.”
Oh, the eye roll on this kid.
What did the right side of my head say to the left?
I have two right feet. I went to a bowling alley, they gave me two left shoes. I said “these aren’t right”
What did the right ear say to the left ear?
Hey! We live on the same block.
My 🚣♀️ coach asked if I wanted to row right or left?
I said it doesn’t matter, right, left, either oar
What did the right shoe say to the left shoe?
I’m debating whether to write “YES” on my left hand and “NO” on my right hand.
I mean, on the one hand, yes, but on the other hand, no.
You are on a horse galloping at a constant speed. On your right side, is a sharp drop off and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse, but your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Get off the merry-go-round!
In most places, the right side is considered the right side to drive on. The ones left consider it to be the left.
Just witnessed a septic cleaning truck use the left lane for a right turn, using no signal, and then proceeded to drive 10 miles under the speed limit...
Turns out he was a shit driver..
What did the left leg say to the right leg?
"Don't talk to the guy in the middle, he's a dick!"
What did the LEFT Stereo Speaker say to the RIGHT, as he was being taken away for repairs
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
"If we stick together we can stop this shit!"
For deer hunting do you use your right hand or left hand to pull the trigger?
Either or, I'm bambidextrous.
A left wing and right wing go to a bar....
Flap flap flap I'm a bird.
I can part my hair to the left, or to the right.
What did the color say to the letter right before he left?
I'm going to make my SO raise his left leg right before midnight on NYE
So that way we can start off on the right foot.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me something smells
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What did the right eye say to the left one?
Between you and me man something smells
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
What did the right eye said to the left one ?
Between me and you something smells
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Hey, between you and me, something really smells!
In places where people drive on the left side of the road they don't have the right to drive
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
Something between us smells.
The right eye said to the left eye,
“between you and me, something smells”
What did the right butt cheek say to the left butt cheek?
If we stick together we can put a stop to this shit
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