Next time I need to check my pockets.
But now we can all agree that he was in a cent
Kingpins believed the Tides were turning in their favor and they had everything to Gain, but law enforcement threw them for a spin cycle, rinsed them out, and before long, it was All over.
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/police-find-9000-suspected-dirty-24149081
Criminals hide money inside washing machine.
My brother found $20 in my shorts taking them out of the dryer
I suspect he works for MacMafia
Now my moneys wet.
But their business is in a scent
A joint account.
Most likely they forget to remove loose change and bills from their pants before they put them in the washer.
They refused to sere me beef today. The waiter said something about a stakeout
I was trying to be a good husband and do some chores that had been needing to get done today when I inadvertently committed a crime.
I found my wallet in with the clothes and it turns out I’m a criminal who has committed money laundering.
And now I’m going to jail for money laundering
You could say I was laundering money.
With Tide. How do you do you launder it faster? Tide to go.
Let me just start with some backstory. My wife and I recently had an electrical fire due to a short in our dryer wiring. Thankfully we were able to prevent significant damage to our home, but we no longer have a working washer or dryer. I work as an RN on a Medical-Surgical floor and only have three full uniforms. So we have to do a load of laundry at least once a week. In order to make sure I have sanitized uniforms, we have been doing weekly trips to our local coin operated laundromat (Gold’s Laundry). Last week, my wife took our laundry in and washed two loads. While the second load was in the washer, she said she could smell acrid smoke coming from the machine and it abruptly stopped working. Thankfully there was an attendant in the building, so my wife notified them of the issue. The attendant came over and asked her to empty the machine so he could look inside. When she pulled out the clothes, there was a small amount of change in the bottom of the basin. The attendant told my wife that the loose change had caused the issue and that we would be responsible for paying for repairs. My wife felt that it was highly unlikely that loose change could cause the issues and told this to the attendant. The attendant became argumentative and threatened to call the police. My wife told the attendant to go ahead and call them because he was being so aggressive and argumentative. Once the police arrived, they told my wife that she was indeed in the wrong and arrested her for money laundering.
Law enforcement takes money laundering very seriously
So I pulled the clothes out only to find a quarter in the bottom. I held it up and said, "Uh-oh, babe, looks like we're guilty of money laundering!"
It's loads of fun, and sometimes I find laundered money.
Some of the ones that made the teachers laugh: No money laundering! No insider trading !
When she found some loose coins in one of my pants.
She then told me come and collect my laundered money.
I think someone is money laundering.
He proud screamed throughout the house "Hey everyone I'm laundering money"
Now I’m going to get convicted of money laundering
He was arrested on suspicion of money laundering.
Me: "I'm going to have to call the FBI."
Wife: "Why?"
Me: "Because you've been laundering money."
Got my whole Tafe class with this, thanks to a good setup from a mate. He says: I can't believe that guy stole your gate! The class: what the hell? Me: yeah, I was watering my front lawn, and this bloke walks up to my gate, looks at me, picks my gate up off its hinges and walked off with it! The class: what??? You didn't say anything?!! Me: no, I didn't want him to take a-fence... The class: laughs and groans of disappointment as they realize they fell for it.
I didnt want to be caught money laundering
Necessary Terminology: Toonie= Canadian $2 Coin
Friend's Facebook Status: "Laundromats aren't so bad when you find a toonie in the drier."
I commented: "If the drier cost $2, you could call it a wash!"
I was sort of proud of my dad-joke, so later that day, I told my dad the story.
Dad: "Do you think she'll be arrested?" Me: "No, why?" Dad: "For Money Laundering"
I accidentally put my wallet through the wash last night. This morning, as I was drying its contents with a hair dryer, my uncle walks in and immediately says "you do know that money laundering is a crime, right?"
I just worry because I know it’s illegal to launder money.
A very angry IRS agent called me and threatened me with serious fines and jail time for committing tax fraud.
I guess they take money laundering very seriously....
I was charged with money laundering.
I hope, I don't get arrested for money laundering.
It turned up this morning when I opened up the washing machine. Everything inside (cash, credit card, driver's license) was soaking wet.
Dad: "I'm calling the police."
Me: "Why would you do that?"
Dad: "You're guilty of laundering money."
ahh...
He said it was money laundering
i became too afraid he might have gotten himself into the money laundering business.
They were arrested for laundering money.
It's Money Laundering.
Money laundering is illegal.
